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I think the stake goes through the heart usually

Well played

Hmm maybe I was being hasty...

Rather a hunchback than your grizzled old Mrs any day.

Looks like I've been banned for saying Uri Geller is a bender. He is. He bends spoons.

Do you stare down the tops of the staff that work in them?

Ceefax teeth

The thread where mile oots come to bury their dead. Before they know they are dead.

Ross County are dog toffee

Since rangers are clearly the same entity, do they plan to pay their debts?

Marching man is my spirit animal

*inhales sharply through teeth*

Green lit tunnel to prevent folk injecting aye?

Tell that to Kanjiclub

It's a no for me. He's losing his edge.

2-1 Motherwell. We go one up, they get a penalty, then we score a screamer straight afterwards.

His dietician

You missed the bit where he feigned injury whilst running down his time at Motherwell, before moving to Celtic and actually getting a serious injury. Karma's a bitch my plooky friend

You are a p***k though

That's glorious

Do you still wear that coat that's too small for you?

Big shoe! BIG SHOE!!!

First half in months today, finished in 1:48:19 which is pretty decent for me, particularly on a fairly hilly route (+790ft) which was a result of just making it up as I went along. Finally feel like I am back to where I was before a shite summer of illness and injury. Absolutely pishing down most of the way round, so a heavy case of jogger's nipple when I hit the shower. Ayah!!

I'd have upped the ante and done a shite