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...and you will probably w**k yourself daft.

Built like the gable end of a fiver

Can we just launch this thread into the sun, or encase it in concrete and sink it to the bottom of the ocean or something? Absolutely honking patter and clampett c***s all over the place.

41 5' 10" 12st 4lbs 8

Yup yup yup.

The c**t that ate Todd but.

Scooby Roo

It's been a shite few months health and injury wise for me since about May when I had to abandon the marathon prep when up to 20 miles. Every mile was fucking horrible so I just chucked it. Now on week 5 of the comeback, nowhere near where I've been in the past but starting to see some improvement at last. I am joining a running group for the first time tonight, hoping a bit of company and structure will bring me on a bit. Either that or it will be awkward and embarrassing as f**k and I'll no go back. I've no been in a sports club or group since I was at school

They were shite and Livingston weren't.

Someone spray painted "this place is a roada clap" on the shutters of a Chinese takeaway in Baillieston. Inventive and racist.

Went to see if last night and found it equally moving and disturbing.

There's only two things I hate in this world. Bigots and orange b*****ds.

This is neither the red light district nor a coffee shop. Sort yourself out.

Creditors mostly

Should have shouted louder

For me spunk is the same as lending someone money less than a fiver. I don't really want it back.

Must be nearly lunchtime, type2mile is getting grumpy.

The most wet telt I've ever received

Stevie May looks like he sells poppers and hash pipes at music festivals.

Political correctness has meant that Fergal Sharkey can't get any work these days

Did anyone other than me clock a regular piece of graffiti scratched onto the mirrors in various pubs around Glasgow in the early 2000s. Was a hammer and sickle with a date, when I assume the commie artist had visited.

Because time is relative, although the actual measured time is consistent our own experiences of it vary due to loads of emotional and environmental elements. For example, Stephen hawking felt he was having his teeth brushed for 2 hours when in fact it was really only 30 seconds.

Grr annoying c***s getting annoyed by c***s. I for one can say that as a c**t I'm annoyed.

Daddy!!!

Fat cow