Black Pennel

I worked wae a boot fae Paisley...she wiz workshy I hope she gets the runs fae any curry she buys.

Greenied just for that.

Psst...sorry D. I think we do (sort of) know what you mean. Words. In correct. Order. Make more sense.

Sorry, what ?...Pardon ? Interpreter...Interpreter !!

Soldiers of poor dentistry ? Disclaimer...can't take the moral high ground here...

Acht...Aye, I know....but yet again,.. I still want him to do that very thang. Almost like Joe McGoldrick against Largs Thistle. Outta naewhere. Hat trick of heiders. Naebody even considered the possibility. I absolutely have to declare an interest in that myself & my wee missus are quite fond of Larry. Lovely polite young man. If he reads this, we were the auld fookers giving him the Vickies in the Irvine Tesco car park when he played for the cuntos up the road. He took it in the light hearted spirit it was intended in this litigious world. Hats off to Larry.

Sometimes they'll lay on a splendid water feature as well.

Make it happen. Kick-off at three in the morning, you win five nil...Larry McMahon gets a hat trick. Just for a laugh.

Good job they didn't make your lads angry by forcing them to travel to Golspie.

Threave Rovers a shock ? Don't think so. Creetown result baffles me.

Take big Mick O'Byrne wae ye, Peter...he scored a screamer against them...an absolute rocket shot fae at least four yards oot. They were feart fae him. Oh,...and your support might not be as numerous as the outfits you mention, but they're much, much, more handsome

Funny though...well played, Sir.

Rightie-oh, old bean... Eh, naw...that can't be it... Seriously though, I'm glad the clubs got something settled before it all got too undignified.

This is splendid. C'mon the fitba. (Don't know how tae say that in teuchterspeak)...

Birthday caird pish. They need folk like Cammy Hitchell, Gavin Goudie, Kenny Paterson. Folk that cared. I wish my team had their problems.

P.S. Five in the morning and I'm listening to John Coltrane. It'll be Wednesday before I give a shit about what you think.

Pfft !!! I don't really care. Welshy boy makes me giggle sometimes, and he knows his fitba stuff. The FW support know absolutely everything about soccer. I'm not awfully keen on the Bankies...but I do like big baldie Bill and I'm OK with the roadciders. I really hope the Bankies take ten aff them.

You could always read the thread on the "cup" section of the forum... https://forum.pieandbovril.com/topic/287909-scottish-cup-202324/page/5/#comments Apparently Claggan Park is already in use on that date.

I did say I was a jealous guy. Any room in the boot of the motor ? I don't eat much mister,...honest..

Brilliant photies Stephen... I saw Carnoustie Panmure getting beat by the worst (absolutely worst in the last fifteen years) Ladeside team in pre-season. I really thought the current Beith team, even without the Dubai guy, would take five off them. Hope yez get fecked in the next round.

Aye, you absolutely must re-visit lovely wee Gigha. It is a bit like Cumbrae but just without the casinos & nightclubs and all that noisy stuff. The "top" end also has some lovely walks (disappointed to read about blocked paths) if you head up toward Ardailly then cut across to the shore, there is a brilliant wee bay to shelter from the breeze and open the coffee flask. Otters posing for photies everywhere among the rocks. I am jealous.

Wasn't really what I was hinting at when I posted, I just couldn't find a picture of a grumpy looking rabbi. Or tumbleweed.

You'll find a wee bag of grapes over there, Ted...they've been sitting a wee while, though, so might not be in perfect condition.

Tee-hee-hee

Ardrossan Winton Rovers just clicked today. Some result.