Protected by a phalanx of ludicrously attired anachronisms and accompanied by the 3rd and her absent Imperial Majesty's massive diamond hat, the 2nd in line to the probably deceased lizard Queens throne will today read out the programme for government. Detailing the removal of the Human Rights Act, restrictions on the right to protest which have already been rejected by Parliament, deregulation and the removal of consumer protections and absolutely f**k all to assist the thousands of people in work who can't afford to eat.
Gawdblessher. *wipes patriotic tear from eye*