Turkmenbashi

Please be in tomorrow's news for killing this c**t. I was tempted to take him down with my bicycle but I would have had take out a couple of small children with him

Well this is happening. There is pretty much a street party going on. Some c**t is on stilts.

I enjoyed that more than I should have

What's the point in the manager wearing a face mask if he is just going to pull it down to speak to players

Anyone have any recommendation for decent vegetarian sandwiches? No tomato or cucumber please

Well I got letter through my door today. Apparently on my street we are doing a street bubble blowing for the medical workers tomorrow.

When I won that ended up being the last one, and I don't think anyone even completed mine

That is pretty much the approach here in Belgium. I am now allowed to see friends outside and from Monday, while they can come to my flat, it is strongly recommended to socialise in the garden

I think the idea is it is easier to contact trace and isolate if you are playing 5s with mates than at a gym with lots of people.

Got a date with a burd from Chimay on Saturday so have got to prepare

Is that before you finish him off?

That's it confirmed by the Belgian government from Sunday I can have upto four people round to my flat. Straight onto Tinder.

We got three fairly irrelevant villages. Now German is an official language here despite only 30,000 people speaking it. (I say we despite not being in anyway Belgian other than temporarily living here)

Something to do with loans and Gretna? https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/may/06/gretna-loan-details-deepen-controversy-over-plan-to-end-scottish-football-season-spfl

Immunity has not been confirmed as permanent. Might only be temporary immunity. I might be wrong here but I am sure there is a suggestion asymptomatic carriers might not even be immune

I was sure earlier in the thread we had established that Coronavirus originated in Angus in November or have I missed something?

So a cannibal and a creationist?

There is equipment in existing laboratories both public and private sector used for other purposes that could have been taken for covid testing. This did not happen in Scotland, in fact in one such laboratory NHS England approached them first, this being well into April.

I actually once saw a girl wearing these

Now that the lockdown has been slightly loosened I have got my first tinder date for next weekend with a French burd. Slightly better looking than my average match as well.

Very much enjoyed this, even if I wasn't sure I would. Just watched a documentary One of Us on Netflix this evening about leaving the Hasidic community in New York, is brutal viewing.

Yet the British government seem intent on making an arse of it. Doesn't seem anything resembling a plan which is absolutely wild. I will add, I am not wildly keen on the idea of the app, even if my data is probably known by all already

Just go. You are not going to get fined and let's face it, if it's not busy then it doesn't go against the spirit of the lockdown/nothing morally wrong it.

There is only going to be an end to the lockdown once a plan is actually in place to stop a second peek. It's all very well getting deaths down towards zero, but we have reliable test + trace, Poe and face masks for the public that is when something resembling normality canterirb

Andalouse or pepersaus. Or Mayo if feeling plain