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  1. BFTD
    Alba's 33? Aye, I'll go along with Kelly Brook
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    I used to live in a village that, according to the local paper, was the teenage pregnancy capital of Europe, and I wouldn't have considered any of them to be a MILF. Or an ILF, for that matter From reading P&B, I get the impression that most people's definition of a MILF would be considered a GILF in Dundee
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    I know...will always think of her in Sin City with the puppy fat, however. This MILF thing is pish, BTW - there are teenagers who'd be MILFs under those definitions. A MILF needs to be the mother to a (minimum) pubescent child. Anything less is nonsense Edit: Don't see the big deal about Jennifer Lawrence. No idea who Ariana Grande or Rhian Sugden are, sadly. Looks like she's got nice jugs though - nice one, Percy.
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    Would you be floating, or just using the other girls as a mattress? Nice looking lassie, but I've always thought her face looks very young, so I get more of a fatherly-type feeling towards her. Christ I'm old.
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    Careful now. Looks like a biter.
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    Good lord, Johansson on her worst day. That Swift lassie seems like she has a personality that could cut glass, and her songs are annoying. Not Minaj-annoying, but little short of nails on a chalkboard are that bad.
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    They do if you keep them locked up long enough. I hear.
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    It's an abbreviation of 'babe', am I right? Not up on the young person lingo. Thank f**k somebody finally got rid of that extra 'b'. These long words are a b*****d.
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    I had some sympathy for his position, and I've hardly ever killed a prostitute.
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    Shh. Don't think they've noticed... Bit of a pisser for the lad. Seems to have completely disappeared.
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    Banging them in for my Championship Montrose team in Football Manager That's actually an excellent question.
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    31st of January is the deadline for online submissions, so it's the Saturday. Mail-ins need to be done by the 31st of October IIRC.
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    YouTube constantly asking if I want to meet gay old men. Stick your gay old men up yer... Ah. Maybe I've been using that phrase a bit too often. Edit: unrelated, but a fair amount of snow here today.
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    Tax season. Yes, I know it's my own fault for leaving it to the last minute.
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    There's a terrible British film from the Seventies in that somewhere. The forgetful serial killer who writes his potential victims' names down on his hand, before events contrive to smudge the note, leading to zany hi-jinks. Might want to leave the paedophilia to the cast, considering it's a Seventies film.
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    i think petrol stations make more money from the sandwiches and arsebiscuits than from the petrol, don't they?
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    Damned right. Buying cheese? What's the point in having the damned cow then? Cheese is fucking rank anyway
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    Nice bit of snaw to welcome the new boy, whoever he is
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    Oh, FFS. I didn't think we had another home Development League game until next month. Two goals for Southend Isaac. Any suggestions for how better to keep up with these things? I'm dreadful at it. Do they announce these things on Twitter?
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    I'd take a shemale over Magee any day of the week. So to speak.
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    Careful, you'll make him cross.
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    Will you be taking in a game with your big team, Hibernians?
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    Feeling much better about my email backlog; thanks chaps.
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    I genuinely thought that was an unfamiliar euphemism <<< doesn't watch much TV
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