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  1. BFTD
    They'll be over soon to talk to you about making threats over the internet. I feel traumatised; compensation may be required.
  2. BFTD
    Sounds like a plan. I'm guessing they'll be absolutely fucking stunned that you haven't been sitting on your hands waiting for them to deign to offer you something.
  3. BFTD
    Wow. Hope you took a picture of the cars in their spaces for the inevitable claim for pain and suffering. You monster.
  4. BFTD
    Uhuh. You should know by now that we don't judge on here.
  5. BFTD
    Shoes off before you cross the threshold of the banana boat, I take it?
  6. BFTD
    If you think that's bad, wait 'til you see what the filthy b*****ds have done in your pants
  7. BFTD
    Did you offer to relocate to the pub? Best lecture ever. Don't remember a word of it, however
  8. BFTD
    Your post has made Quentin Tarantino muy triste. Was gonna be a p***k and link to a disgusting foot picture but, now that I've Googled it, I just can't bring myself to do it
  9. BFTD
    Well done; hear anything from the current job, or are you going to tell them to GTF either way?
  10. BFTD
    Too scared about what the rest of the family might have to say, most likely. "We're glad he's not in pain and suffering", says son
  11. BFTD
    ...and a gobble gobble to you all!
  12. BFTD
    ^^^ not my squishy
  13. BFTD
    Dislocated shoulder, according to the official site. Not sure what happened to the Forfar laddie who was injured earlier, but he sounded in some discomfort and emerged later on crutches. Kerr Hay was the early goalscorer though, and he looked lively throughout, with some nifty footwork from time to time.
  14. BFTD
    I am suitably chastened, and will change my habits accordingly.
  15. BFTD
    What's wrong with eating cats and dogs anyway? At least, more so than any other animal.
  16. BFTD
    I think you've hit the nail on the head, there.
  17. BFTD
    "If I lie here long enough, maybe God will be kind and just kill me"
  18. BFTD
    No need to Amp up the hostility; he's just trying to be supportive.
  19. BFTD
    You The bairn should try this out; apparently all the rage on Facebook:
  20. BFTD
    Do all of you play matches that finish with an orgy?
  21. BFTD
    Having seen our neighbours, the only thing missing is the banners. Not yet, to my knowledge, but I'll know who to blame when it happens. *shakes fist*
  22. BFTD
    "Who's the dick now?" You, sir. You are still the dick The auld boy's on some strong meds if he thinks that he almost lost his family, and not vice-versa.
  23. BFTD
    The 80s audiophile in me is screaming right now.
  24. BFTD
    How does knackered feel about that? Nice way to talk about the wife BTW.
  25. BFTD
    I feel you may be the common element in both of those attributes Been shagging a married woman for thirteen years...I feel your pain, bro
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