BFTD

We're all fucked without the Bloo Poond. As satisfying as it would be to achieve promotion, and it's obviously the preferred option for a number of reasons, a season without Falkirk might be nice, especially if the Binos stay up. Unless we're going to go back to finishing above Falkirk in the league again, at which point f**k the Binos; they can catch up.

It's kind of worse than that. It's like they're goading terrorists into murdering more civilians or they'll be pussies for not doing so. This from the man who throws a shitfit about security when somebody reveals the location of his private jet.

Bloody woke coffee lids. https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservative-mp-tim-hortons-fibre-lids-1.7199306

SD: "Yer so bad" Boss: "Time to move on" SD: *Free Fallin'* SD: "Crawlin' back to you" SD: *American Dream Plan B* (I don't think I've heard any of these songs, but it's impressive how you can build a whole story. Don't think it'd work with Napalm Death)

I've just remembered seeing Arachnophobia in the cinema. I've never been in an audience that was quite so involved in a film. Grown men and women loudly yelping throughout and a general "I don't like this" vibe all round. When John Goodman shows up to save the day, a massive cheer of relief. I've seen all sorts of horror films with other people, but none had the audience freaking out as much as a PG movie about spiders. Also saw the Kubrick/Spielberg film AI in the cinema, and there was a proper argument started towards the end. It's a very bad film that relies upon tugging the audience's heartstrings and fails miserably, so it becomes pretty funny as a result, and half the audience started laughing at the unintentional comedy. Turns out that some people were finding it terribly moving; eventually they began standing up and throwing tearstained insults at the rest of the audience for laughing at their very serious robot drama, which caused even more laughter. Just a very surreal experience, and I was a bit relieved that it ended before any fists started flying (or worse; this was in America).

When I heard that, my brain immediately autocorrected it to Dermot Morgan's voice.

I just like how they very clearly booked him for these based on the assumption that Aquaman 2 was going to take off like a rocket

Is baby oil flammable? AfaM.

He's probably pointed it out, but I'll be buggered if I'm going back through the entire X-Files case to find out!

Just one Cuneto?

I hear they eat babies up there. Heathens. She's certainly a lot smarter than Ash Regan, who must be absolutely furious with herself right now (and the rest of the world, as usual).

He wrote several times about enjoying child porn, and was mates with a convicted sex offender who produced edgelord snuff and child porn fanzines, praising the material that he produced. Folk have tried to excuse it as him being edgy, and that he didn't really enjoy seeing children being abused, but that seems to be based more on fans wanting it not to be true. If you search for "steve albini child abuse" you'll find plenty of reference to it all, but some of the descriptions are unrelentingly unpalatable so I'm tapping out rather than reading that again. Pretty sure any posts quoting it would get pulled, from what I remember. Hopefully he was just a consumer and there won't be other allegations now that he's dead.

I have faith that it is so, and you can't prove otherwise!

Did that young girl grow up to be Lorna Slater, or Bellamy?

Aye, the thought that occurred to me was what would happen if I died because the house burned down, taking any documentation with it. I'm likely putting too much thought into this. Tempting to give him Power of Attorney now, as he can't make worse decisions than me, surely.

Presumably the idea would be to just send them all home and pay them an agree-upon figure until they all die. Shouldn't be much, considering they only get an allowance and expenses Irrelevant anyway as, if historical Labour governments haven't abolished the Lords, this one coming in certainly isn't going to.

You occasionally see pictures of weans in underprivileged areas of Africa wearing all sorts of obscure UK football shirts that have been donated. Considering some of the pictures you see coming out of hellscapes like West Virginia, maybe there are organisations who do the same thing in America.

If you change the location of your investments on a regular basis, presumably they'll charge a fee when you update the letter? Silly question; I think my last brief charged for oxygen and rental of space during ten minute meetings.

@Granny Danger He loves this being pointed out. Edit: I reckon they could've done wonders for Hitler's image. After all, it was the National Socialist German Workers' Party, as the fascists like to point out when it's temporarily inconvenient to own him. Maybe a bit too left-wing for Sir Keef, though.

A full page on how people shouldn't ask questions and just Google the answer, by God

You boys have no idea how scorchproof my neck is

Of course, I forgot the left-wingers. Having them in the party would be a bad look in front of the hang-'em-and-flog-'em electorate. So that's Corbyn and Abbott on the "no thanks" list. Any others?

I'd feel more secure about it if he kept important stuff up his chuff. Far more likely to be left on his desk completely exposed (documentation, not his aris). The High Heid Yin's literally had people threatening legal action unless their account and all posts were removed, and was there not a boy at Stirling Albion who resigned due to his posts on P&B? Then there was Skidmarksgate...shame the Wayback Machine is a thing or Div could make a buck offering quick account removal in emergencies. Thankfully I never post anything remotely controversial or off-colour that could embarrass me at a later date.

Good point. How easy it is to forget the days of Continuity Labour.