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No, but will be interested; looks like it isn't out here until March now. Been burned by Eli Roth before, however. Cabin Fever was billed as a return to Texas Chain Saw Massacre-style balls-out 70s horror, and I was disappointed, although I've seen it since and it's not that bad for what it is (certainly better than the sequels). So, when I hear that The Green Inferno is a return to balls-out 70s cannibal movies...well, we'll see. I certainly wouldn't expect it to be the relentlessly grim experience that Cannibal Holocaust is, probably more Cannibal Ferox I'd imagine, but I like the sound of the "green do-gooders get a nasty surprise" angle. Not that I have a problem with green activists, BTW

If we're harsh, it's only because we care, hunni. You know you're always welcome here when if it all goes wrong.

Alright, but don't come crying to us when you're performing sock-based sexual acts to raise money for your next sachet of liquid gold.

Sounds about as appetising as that rank blue cheese stuff TBH. Knew a bloke who kept blocks of cheese at the back of his fridge, and would scrape off feathery tendrils of mould before sooking them off the knife with a look of ecstasy, like he was tasting God's own tears. Actually had to leave the room before I boaked all over the kitchen. Which presumably he'd have scraped up for later consumption

Hey, I'm slating nobody. I buy football stickers. And I've never had a cup of coffee that I've liked, but thanks for the invite.

Ah, it's an inkjet-printer-type scam, then. No doubt you'll be able to buy big refill bottles of coffee online. Just don't get it mixed up with toner

I'd imagine REC works best on the first viewing, what with the late merging of horror subgenres and...erm...interesting night-vision spectacle. I liked the mystery aspect of it best, I think, and enjoyed the late reveal. REC 2 is also very good; starts off feeling like a cheap cash-in, but gradually subverts that and becomes an interesting film by itself. The third one is just a generic zombie movie, and a massive disappointment. There's also the American version, Quarantine, which is virtually a scene-by-scene remake. I'd recommend The Poughkeepsie Tapes, which is by the same director, and is a surprisingly nasty bit of found footage. I also quite enjoyed Devil as an entertaining slice of silliness. The buzz about As Above, So Below put me off, but I'll be curious to see that when it comes out on DVD. As we're talking Blair Witch, it's worth mentioning the film that it was accused of ripping off at the time, Cannibal Holocaust The good thing about a Cloverfield sequel is that they can do it at any time and have it follow directly on from the original, if they want to. There were no characters that would need to return. So I wouldn't give up hope; wouldn't surprise me if they come up with one when Matt Reeves and JJ Abrams get a hole in their schedules (probably when everyone's given up hope). Edit: forgot Quarantine 2, which I remember being an entertaining little straight-to-video thing, so long as you go in with low expectations.

I wouldn't mention that to him, though. That's the kind of talk that made him the man he is.

If they find a nest of rats in her womb, you may be on to something.

It's actually a coffee machine. The adverts imply you'll mistake it for a piece of classical sculpture, so I figured I'd give you the heads up.

I just can't imagine anyone not enjoying REC. I actually feel bad for you that you didn't have the same experience that I did. Ah well. I used to love Blair Witch, but I saw it again recently and was surprised by how badly it stood up to the recent entries in the genre. Didn't think it worked very well in the cinema either; I originally saw a leaked copy with terrible picture quality and it did a cracking job of putting the shits right up me It was also missing the scene where the Burkittsville resident explains what Rustin Parr did with the kids in the cabin, so I'd no idea what was going on in the last scene. Somehow that made it more disturbing. I love Cloverfield, still. What a cracker that was in the cinema. Still hoping for a sequel, although the chances of it being worthwhile are slim.

Let's just say that The Borderlands is being rented Just watched V/H/S: Viral. What a shame after the first two.

Doesn't really matter, does it? Would be interested to know your favourite found-footage movies too.

I despair sometimes, I really do. Genuinely interested to know what your favourite found-footage movies are, though.

The utterly orgasmic droolfest that took place on Sportsound today. Some of these c***s would be delighted if there were only two clubs in Scotland. Or whatever country they were allowed to move to.

Ask Harold Shipman. Not that I want to encourage that kind of behaviour, likes. Not without passing on a 10% fee for the inspiration, at any rate.

^^^ this. I've had this before. Didnae fancy the sound of that at all, so I called the bank and, surprise, it was some scammer phishing for details. Might want to get yer maw to change her maiden name, just to be safe.

Just finished my SPL 2010 sticker album Can I join club DECE now? (still don't know what the f**k that's all about)

Away tae bed. Heid's killing me and I'm knackered. Enjoy the party while ye can; I fully intend to return tomorrow.

Must be something else for dinner in the house, surely? Get a boilin' some eggs, at least.

Bring back The Krypton Factor. And make Zander and Richard do the assault course

*heads for the fallout shelter*

How's yer Twist, Boney Maroney?

Whose screaming, blue-faced souls are trapped within the trophy? That'll be another thing ruined by sorcery, then

I just liked the tune. I'm a man of simple tastes, me.