BFTD

Missed the pre-match due to wrestling with Silverlight in order to watch on Now TV - where's non-psychopathic Keane tonight?

They've had more pressure, but we look more likely to score IMO.

Ketchi

Saved by Coleman with the side of his face.

Finally starting to sound like a home game.

This is not looking good, disclipline-wise. Guessing the Poland result has put the shits right up both teams, as they're probably both playing for third place now.

What the actual f**k is up with the keeper's Cleese-esque silly walk-kick? Get your money on at least one red for each side before this is out.

Hanley's desperate for a red.

The boys in the disabled section look fucking miserable.

Was wondering that too.

Don't remember so many away fans ever being so vocal at a Scotland home game before. Cracking decision to play this at Parkhead, likes.

Ketchi always looks good for a goal.

Jesus Hanley

That the one where Riggs goes Nazi-hunting to salvage his career?

Sakes...I understand that Canada is known for the occasional bit of snow. That's like Phoenix during the couple of times it rains during the year. Serious stay-at-home time; the roads turn into Death Race 2000, with smashed vehicles littering the sides of the roads. Pretty amusing watching the cars slide around like ballet, if you're a heartless b*****d like me.

They mentioned that on Have I Got News For You last week; Ian & Paul were just as incredulous. You and David could make him a nice cabinet using dovetailed joints. Then lock him in it and see how long it takes before he's missed.

Aye, was starting to think that jamamafegan had jumped the shark, but he's right back on track with that one. Will renew for another season.

I'm just at the wind-up. Figured there'd either be an explosion of alias hunters, or you'd have a, "my God, I thought the blackouts had stopped!" moment. Seems like your mental health's in good order; well done!

I should hope so; I am your alias account, after all

f**k's sake - 57. Fucking raging at myself for missing so many easy Europeans.

Aye, that's getting listed as the actual title of the programmes now. f**k Ocado and Waitrose.

I'm not there yet, thank Christ. Err...let's move on

Just tell her that P&B wants to meet her. She'll ken the score, and will happily pose.

Trimmers, once every few days. Takes a minute and it's done. I'd be there all fucking day if I was plucking; it's like a jungle in there. I hate to tell you youngsters this, but it gets a whole lot worse before it gets better. Think moustache-levels of growth coming out of your nostrils. And when I say it gets better, I mean that you'll eventually die. Then it stops altogether.

Just watched a video of Dapper Laughs' Greatest Hits, purely to see what the fuss is about. Genuinely not a laugh to be had. It's like a compilation of my posts on P&B. Particularly enjoyed the bits where he points out that there are older women in the world, and that they're not very attractive to him. Quality.