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Dundee United are crossing the Championship finishing line with all the grace of Derek Trotter falling through the bar. Home win.

True enough, but the monkey noises directed at Torunarigha were not just a one-off and also reported to the referee who opted to take no action.

As a neutral at this game who did not give one single f**k about the outcome, I can honestly say that I am a bit baffled by Goodwin's comment about playing the 'better football'. There were precious few genuine moments of quality in the game and I don't remember anything of the sort coming from St Mirren. Obika seemed to be hopelessly isolated the majority of the time, there was no point in the game that Aberdeen seemed to be in any way under threat. That is not to say that they were outstanding. Their goal was outstanding, but after that they were not tested at all other than a strike from distance that Lewis managed to palm away fairly comfortably. Would be absolutely gutted if I were a Saints fan, 'an opportunity missed' doesn't even begin to cover it.

You have been attending Ayr United matches for 60 years, and have undoubtedly witnessed countless humbling defeats to the likes of Brechin City, Cowdenbeath and Stenhousemuir, yet this is the hill you would choose to die on? A pitch? Behave.

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There is absolutely not a chance that Dunfermline Athletic will be anywhere near the relegation zone. It is now a straight shoot-out between inconsistent Alloa, an utterly jobby Thistle and a laughable QoS team who will still undoubtedly give us a severe roasting at Palmerston.

What a quote this is by the way.

The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread rooting out the Tories. Good to see.

Union's banners did include the line 'Fick dich DFB' at the end so the DFB are getting it as well, and rightly so. I find it a bit cringe that they are choosing 'son of a whore' as the language of choice but I do have a large amount of sympathy with the Ultra groups. Ultras groups do a lot of good in Germany, with Bayern's being a great example in leading the fight against fascism, antisemitism, homophobia and racism. One of the things that has been highlighted, and rightly so, is the DFB's strong reaction to the anti-Hopp protests, with the Union Berlin game being one banner away from a full-on abandonment. Contrast this to the Schalke-Hertha game in the Pokal, where Jordan Torunarigha was racially abused yet play went on regardless. Is racism okay but a collective protest against a millionaire owner is not?

Hope you're right chief, stopping off on the way back from Alloa to take in this tasty clash.

Is there any likelihood at all that this game wouldn't go ahead or has the pitch full recovered after last week's apocalyptic scenes in Paisley?

Head the f**king ball Michael.

The Friedrichshain area of the city is good for bars etc with decent music. Eye candy is debatable unless you are referring to some deliciously juicy pints in which case that is also an unquestionable yes.

Why the f**k didn't Michael Moffat just head the ball into the net? Horrific decision. Also, is Scott Tiffoney is supposedly an upgrade on Craig McGuffie then I am just not seeing it.

Don't have mine yet either, not too concerned

Just a tropical shower in the Costa Kerr Bol, game should be fine.

Yet this season has seen wins picked up in Koln, Leverkusen and Wolfsburg with draws in Munich and Frankfurt, places where they would ordinarily get a hiding. Good thing too or they would be marooned at the bottom.

Christ, I'm glad you flagged that up actually.

Hertha's current home record in the Bundesliga: Games played: 12 Games Won: 3 Goals scored: 12 Goals conceded: 26 A grand total of 6 teams have went to the Olympiastadion and hit 3 or more goals, 7 teams if you count Dynamo Dresden in the Pokal. All hail Dedryck Boyata.

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Please change the tread title to Ayr v Morton to reflect who is at home, come on to f**k

Would have to nominate a fellow Ayr fan who lost it at the recent Scottish Cup game with St Johnstone. Saintees fans with the standard 'Ayr Ayr F**k Yer Ayr' chants after going 2-1 up, and an Ayr fan near me started singing it back to them. Pretty standard stuff. Some guy in a hat comes steaming in from the wings and delivers a two-handed shove to the guy that was singing it, screaming at him that we were 'playing an SPL (sigh) team and demanding that he stop abusing his own team, completely missing the whole point. Guy that delivered the shove then offered his hand, which wasn't taken, as an apology in a bizarre u-turn and disappeared back into the crowd with his tail between his legs to avoid a rammy and the inevitable doing that he would have received given that he had picked a fight with a guy who was a good foot taller and 10 years younger. Spoiler alert - love it when people sing 'Ayr Ayr F**k yer Ayr'. An absolute privilege.

Quite partial to the Hibees tbf

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Acceptable linkage. Carry on.