I know there could be a historical in-joke here, but I'm always pretty uneasy at any of the "gin-cardine" type posts. I know the chap doesn't need me fighting his battles or anything, but I just don't like it. It seems like the cheapest of digs.
Mainly, however, I'm here for the serialisation of @J_Stewart's tell-all account of being babysat by P and B's resident libertine.