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    Obviously Man City are everything wrong with football, but I'm a big fan of moving big John Stones into midfield.
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    I threw a bottle of domestos over a copper once. I got charged with bleach of the police. How many bass guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the piano player does it with his left hand.
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    Pics for the compo faces thread or gtf.
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    It isn't Satoshi. Pepp had a bit of self awareness and was alright actually. Satoshi has no variety to his posting style at all. He's a fantastic troll tbf. General Dissaray is absolutely Dryhorce.
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    Wait, are we the cuddly toy again?
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    Sexual arousal is a feeling in response to stimuli, it isn't subject to what is considered acceptable or normal. Incest porn is a popular enough that it's become meme-worthy, whether it is between siblings or between parents and progeny. I find it worrying that anybody would be arrested for viewing a simulation of a sexual act between people that didn't involve actual people. E.T.A I think that pornography is a good indicator of wider neuroses in society and sexual repression. I wouldn't know where to begin with such a study (careful now) but I've noticed marked differences between American, Japanese and European pornography in my, ahem, casual research. I'd be interested to know how the power balance of the characters were portrayed as that would perhaps be an indication as to what this porn was a wider expression of. And no, I don't want to fucking see it .
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    FTFY
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    That Aye top is fantastic, the lichties one is gorgeous, but the Dees one is an all-timer. Fantastic top. I'm looking forward to ours tbh. Stripes, more black and a smaller sponsor please Santa.
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    Hamilton thread for this delicious pish.
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    I didn't realise this was a Dylan song until a few weeks ago, but his original doesn't touch big Adele's delicious vocals and sparse piano. I don't know if this has been done yet, but this one surprised me too.
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    I had an afogato at the kiosk at Troon beach (IKEA style as I ordered the parts and assembled it myself) and it kicks the pants off any ice cream cone. Used to be partial to a mint Feast when I were a lad, but the Calippo is the king of the ice lollies.
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    Not this fucking thread too. If someone can get banned from the gender thread for expressing the wrong opinion then surely spamming threads consistently with pish that derails and disrupts merits at least a yellow card. I have the lad on ignore, but he's absolutely everywhere.
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    Big team found .
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    County looked a bit more at it in the second half, but only last ditch defending and a constant lack of composure (as well as a bit of jamminess) kept the score in any way retrievable. Sunday should be absolutely mental.
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    Our fannying about in the final third (mainly Tiff and Fitz never lifting their fucking heads) has me flirting with a heads gone.
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    Joking aside, this is the rule in the SPL.
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    I'm listening on the wireless tbf . I love Liam McLeod to bits, but his commentary of us "being relegated against their will" three years ago had me in stitches.
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    Agree with the former, the latter is fighting talk.
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    I thought it was a red only if the player hasn't made a reasonable attempt to play the ball, rather than merely preventing a clear goalscoring opportunity.
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    If it stays 1-0 this will be a huge psychological boost for County going into the next game. We need to be scoring another two here. Bloody livid I didn't get today off, it sounds fucking marvellous to be at.
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    Providing we've sorted out the fuckery from the last round, this is the sort of thing that makes these playoffs an absolute masterstroke. Tremendous way to end the season and a huge, cup-final type buzz. Wid.
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    It's obviously awful. It's also going to have massive appeal too for the same reason that people watch true crime docs. It's Penny Dreadful stuff. One good thing to come out of this though is it'll do for that tache style what WW2 did for the Hitler tache.
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    So the "The" is really a contraction of "Thistle". Smart.
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    "Antifa" aren't extremists though. They're anti-fascists. If you describe anti-fascism as an extreme position then you're revealing quite a bit about your own beliefs I think.
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