cyderspaceman

She's booked to do 'Live at the Apollo' Oh, wait. I met a guy on a training course who claimed to have had a shit in her lavvy at Balmoral.

Headline in the Telegraph "Energy usage plunges as Britain stops in its tracks to watch the Queen’s funeral" So, bury a monarch every day, energy crisis over.

Hee hee. I wish more teams could give either/both cheeks a doing. But then, don't we all?

Scotland?

I read this about Trusses appointments. It hasn't taken long to see why Truss didn't want an ethics adviser: ''Two powerful Conservative Party pressure groups with extensive financial ties to Liz Truss’ Cabinet have institutional and funding links to the pro-Trump Mercer Family Foundation. Robert and Rebekah Mercer are the billionaire philanthropists credited with being among Donald Trump’s biggest financial backers. They have funded a range of far-right groups in America – including white supremacists and supporters of the January 6 Capitol attack. Renowned Republican political strategist Steve Schmidt has described them as among “the chief financiers of the fascist movement”. Six of Liz Truss’ Cabinet appointments have funding ties to Conservative organisations connected to the Mercer lobby. While two of her formal advisors, and two independent advisors involved in shaping ‘Trussonomics’, come from these groups.'' The Deputy Prime Minister and Health and Social Care Secretary, the Chancellor, the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, the Northern Ireland Minister, the Home Secretary, the Justice Secretary, and the Leader of the House – and the Prime Minister herself – all have institutional and financial links to the controversial Mercer lobby.

Her expression shows what she thinks of the plebs. Is she wearing nitrile gloves?

Limited to one greenie per post, soz.

I was refused service in the Rock on my 18th birthday. I'd been going in for months.

Hmm, Peru or maybe Thailand. Sounds like the voice of experience.

That sounds ominously like rationing by the back door. Unless it really is just a supply hiccup. I know which I think is more likely.

He'll soon be a baldy old twat.

There appear to be guards guarding the guards guarding the guards guarding the box. An element of mistrust?

People are now joining "The Queue" purely to set a new Guinness World Record.

I'll be in the Glasgow area on the 1st, (my birthday!) for the first time in 5 years but will be unable to attend. 'mon the Jags.

I'd love to see 0-4 of course, but I'll settle for 0-1 , last minute penalty. (now THAT would be a surprise) Invoke the spirit of Jim McLean, Arabs. He's beating Betty in the 'been dead longer' competition.

Or eating it up , time to see this again,

By the time this current circus is over, the government of the UK will have done nothing for about 3 months. Maybe a good thing.

Rangers fans aren't ordinary. They are special.

I don't think Napoli will run up a 4 or 5 goal rout. I reckon a controlled 2 - 0 win for the Neapolitans.

Chazza not paying inheritance tax on his mummy's personal wealth. I saw this, The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who steals the common from the goose. The law demands that we atone When we take things we do not own But leaves the lords and ladies fine Who takes things that are yours and mine. The poor and wretched don’t escape If they conspire the law to break; This must be so but they endure Those who conspire to make the law. The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common And geese will still a common lack Till they go and steal it back

I thought Jackie Srewart was greetin' ( volume muted often currently) but my wife informs me that's just his face.

Still not planted? I hope that coffin is refrigerated. I notice the sightseers don't actually see her lying there, just a box. Might be empty, might be Schrodinger's queen. Here , I've only just realised god didn't do much of a job saving her.

The queen was neutral in politics (I read that in a newspaper and heard it on tv and radio, so it must be true) so she shouldn't be in this forum. Stick her somewhere else.

New horror film, " Ultras on a Subway.".

Can The Rangers make it a hat trick of four-nil defeats? I think they will jump at the chance of a postponement to avoid this record breaking possibility.