Richey Edwards

Craig Levein heavily linked in the press.

It doesn't keep COVID-19 out. Just the Brits.

Do they not have humour in Dundee?

There is a disappointing lack of Ayr United players available to pick, but with whats available:

Seaman Cole Terry Keown Bridge Beckham Scholes Lampard Cole Heskey Shearer

My mask just arrived from Ireland.

We would just come back as The Ayr United.

Yeah that's the way I thought about it. It was one of the best days as an Ayr United fan.

I was actually unwell on the days leading up to the game two years ago, but there was no way that I was going to miss it. I didn't think we were actually going to do it, but I went along anyway because if we did win the title and I had missed it then I would have never forgiven myself. I was meant to have been working that day if I hadn't been unwell, but I didn't phone to resume because I wanted to go to the game. That day is one that I will remember for the rest of my life. The anxiety, the constant checking of the Raith score, the feeling that this is actually happening, the euphoria when we were confirmed as champions. I was watching the "celebrations" video the next morning and guess who popped up in the video? Me. Off sick from work but going absolutely mental on the pitch. I was praying that my employer didn't find that video! Of course supporting Ayr United isn't always easy, but days like that make me proud to be an Ayr United supporter. My papa and my Uncle Wullie were both massive Ayr supporters and are the reason I got hooked on Ayr United. They both died a few years back, but they would have absolutely loved that title win. During the melee after the final whistle, I lost the Ayr scarf that Uncle Wullie got me for Christmas when I younger. I was gutted to lose it because he gave me it, but I'm sure that he would have approved of the circumstances in which I lost it.

Is anyone sure Boris even exists?

Kim Jong-Un is reportedly brain dead. He can still continue in his role though. Being brain dead has never stopped Boris Johnson or Donald Trump.

During one of my saves on either FM17 or FM18, Barry Robson was appointed Kilmarnock manager and very nearly had a Leicester-esque season but was pipped by Celtic on the final day. He signed some French regen who scored 30+ goals and ended up in the EPL the next season. Robson also ended up in the EPL, he was appointed manager of Everton or something. Oh, and Chelsea finished 16th one season in that save as well. It was a good save for weird things happening! I might actually see if I've still got that save.

I had a save were David Moyes became Barcelona manager. He's possibly the least Barcelona-like managerial appointment possible!

They should raffle all of next seasons titles.

He was one of my papas favourites. A one club man - you don't get many of them nowadays! RIP

I find it incredible that the Netherlands have only won the Euros once. They have had some wonderful teams down the years.

Just consider it God's way of granting you a second chance.

Scrap that, FM10 won't open on my Mac so I'm downloading 2012 instead.

Unless you're desperate to get it, I wouldn't bother until it comes down in price.

I am currently re-downloading FM10 you wacky scamp.

Rangers were in the lower leagues not that long ago and it never helped us qualify for any tournaments.

The Ugly Sisters don't have the best track record for giving their young players an extended run in the first team. Which defeats one of the main points of having a youth academy in the first place.

Was he not nicknamed Dizzy?

There was a French teacher who allegedly ran over her own dog. This led to people shouting "Benji!" in her class, which made her go apeshit. There was a boy who had a massive bald patch on the back of his head who had the nickname of "Patch". A substitute teacher called him that one day and the boy went mental so the teacher left the room and hid for a while. There was also an RE teacher who was a bit of a knob and was known for making what might be classed as inappropriate comments to pupils. He was recently in the paper for leaving his wife for an ex-pupil.