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Richey Edwards

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  1. My older brother stabbed me in the eye with a sparkler when I was a wean. Can I get him charged?
  2. Yeah, in seriousness that is a good assessment of the difference. I don't think Trump is a sane or mentally competent person. He does not appear to understand the role of President or how the political systems work.
  3. The Bush presidency seems like a golden age now compared to the Trump presidency. At least his media gaffes were funny whereas Trump just says idiotic things because he is an imbecile devoid of empathy or any sense of appropriate behaviour.
  4. Who are Celtic Rangers and why are they playing Motherwell and Hibs simultaneously?
  5. Aye, lets just give away 25 motorhomes that are worth thousands of pounds each. Great business plan.
  6. People who speak too loudly on any form of public transport need decapitated.
  7. Is it bad that I was disappointed that the headline "Butcher's boy broon breid" wasn't used?
  8. That was quite amusing. I will bestow a salute upon you.
  9. Sorry, I'll add less text and more pictures to my posts so that your attention span isn't stretched too far. That better?
  10. I used to write alot of poems when I was younger, and still do occasionally. I am glad to read poems that make my own poems look like the work of a literary genius.
  11. I had some absolutely amazing times on the purple tin back in college when it was all about how much bang you can get for your buck.
  12. Cats don't bark and wake the full neighbourhood up when you spray their owners with a submachine gun.
  13. The death squad are under strict instructions to shoot all dogs, weans, women and men in the marked buildings. In that order. Tell them its happening tonight.
  14. Tell them I'm coming to mark their homes with chalk so the death squads know who to kill.
  15. Erect a couple of guard towers and shoot anyone who isn't from around there.
  16. Only absolute jakies and Ones For The Watching drink Tennents.
  17. Pity, I thought the absence of lights would explain why when I was looking after the cat it knocked a shitload of ornaments over. Maybe its just an arsehole.
  18. My sister got a cat recently and it has no lights on it. Was she ripped off?
  19. Foghorn Leghorn didn't die for this. I say, Forghorn Leghorn didn't die for this.
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