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Richey Edwards

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  1. I was going to say grandfather clock, but I didn't want to assume the clocks gender.
  2. Donald Trump played for Hibernian, Dundee United and Falkirk in the late 60s and early 70s.
  3. Folk who do shooting gestures at your car when you pull in to let them through. A simple wave would suffice.
  4. If there was someone who would make all public transport and services run on time, I would vote for them no matter what their stance on anything else was tbh.
  5. Spanish bombs rock the province I'm hearing music from another time
  6. I am fortunate in that respect because most of my train journeys are from Ayr to Glasgow or vice versa and the train terminates at both. My tendency to fall asleep on buses carries much more risk because I live out in the middle of nowhere and buses are only every hour.
  7. I have yet to encounter anyone on a train who I wouldn't kill.
  8. I like to fall asleep on trains. I find that greatly increases the speed of my journey.
  9. It does make the journey go quicker. Have you never tried it?
  10. What currency will Catalonia use? Pounds? Groats? The Euro?
  11. One of my colleagues gave one of the patients a pint of whisky because she didnt know how much a measure was. A special kind of idiocy.
  12. She did not understand that there was no such thing as happiness, that the only victory lay in the far future, long after you were dead, that from the moment of declaring war on the Party it was better to think of yourself as a corpse. "We are the dead", he said.
  13. What a team Arbroath are. I have never been to Arbroath and probably never will, but I love Arbroath.
  14. Send unruly kids to Kilmarnock prison.
  15. I used to do that with tears running down my face. "Didnae hurt".
  16. He's 32. He passes a lot of his older computers and gadgets onto me because he usually buys new ones when they come out. Probably because of some sort of guilt trip.
  17. He was 8, I was 3. It was actually an accident because he tripped over the step at the back door, and he was more upset about the incident than I was. He doesn't like to be reminded of it.
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