Richey Edwards

My partner does some really annoying thing were she doesn't exist. Stupid bitch that she is.

Gutting news about Chris Cornell.

If you like it you should try Blood Money. I'd probably rank the older Hitman games as follows: Blood Money Codename 47 Contracts Hitman 2 Absolution

I didn't see the point of the episodic nature and held off buying this until all episodes were released on disc. Shame that there probably won't be anymore though.

I got this yesterday and am enjoying it. I have been a fan of Hitman since the first game on the PC and enjoyed the series until Absolution (which wasn't a BAD game, but it just wasn't Hitman). Thankfully this is more like Blood Money than Absolution. Will definitely get the second season when it comes out.

It was awesome.

Dream Theater tonight.

These films are the antithesis of what film making should be. All flashy cars with absolutely zero substance along with a plot and script that a six year old could have came up with in five minutes. Also these films have given birth to countless fuckwits who soup up their shitey cars to make them sound like lawnmowers so they can pretend to be in these films by driving like fannies. Also that shite tribute song made me wish that Paul Walker had kept his seatbelt on.

I guided Hibs through my first season unbeaten, winning the Championship, Challenge Cup and Scottish Cup and reaching the first knockout round of the Europa League before being pumped by Schalke.

The Fast and Furious films are vacuous shite.

Finished 5th in my first season with Everton and won the FA Cup beating Liverpool 2-1 in the final.

I am considering doing a Football Manager story. What team should I go?

I bought the Touch version this year instead of the full fat version. Really enjoying it. I have a save with Ayr United were I am in the Premiership after five seasons and looking good for a mid table finish. I also have a Celtic save were I am three seasons in and am trying to build a good young Scottish side as far as possible and hopefully win a European trophy.

Kidding on, I don't have a wife.

I wake up in the morning and go for a pish then have a few fags. I then boil the kettle and put the water in the sink and wash my face. I then kick my wife in the arse then go get the bus. Then I go to Somerset Park.

What happened?

Dream Theater Genesis Marillion

Yesterday was my first day back at work after a two month absence due to depression. Two months ago I nearly jumped in front of a train but was talked out of it by the Samaritans. Looking back I'm ashamed and mortified to have been so close to traumatising a train driver because at the time I didn't even think about that. It sounds really selfish when you think about it like that. Anyway, I was warmly welcomed back to work and the day itself was alright. It was good to be back. I've been on Sertraline for two months now and feel a million times better.

I wouldn't shout that from the rooftops.

I do that too. Usually in places like busy trains.

I laughed when Lennon got shot.

What is your sense of humour like, and how important is humour to you? I have been told that I have a very dry sense of humour. It consists mainly of sarcasm and can be quite dark at times. I usually say something for a joke and people think I'm serious and either think I'm a weirdo or an idiot. I have spent most of my working life in mental health care and dementia care which can be quite difficult at times, and it definitely helps if you can see a funny side to things. Some of the things I've seen people do and say in my work have been hilarious, and a lot of people who have mental health problems or severe dementia still actually have a sense of humour. One of the best parts of my job is being able to have a good banter and laugh with the people I look after. My job would be absolutely dire if it wasn't for humour.

Absolute scenes.

Lost 1-0 against Kilmarnock in the Quarter Final of the Betfred Cup. Good cup form aside my league form has been absolutely honking I've only beaten Falkirk 3-1. I signed Derek Lyle on a free transfer from QOTS and he grabbed a double on his debut in a 3-2 loss to Dunfermline. Need to start winning games NOW.

I've drawn Kilmarnock in the next round. Tasty!