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  1. Fullerene
    Yup. Get them on the bus as soon as possible. Avoid accusations they got over excited and trashed the dressing room.
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    I bet you were cursing Spellchecker a few times before you posted that.
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    I don't know. Where did you say the abandoned building was?
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    The other trick is to play the Star Spangled Banner over loudspeakers. The American ones will stand to attention and place their hand over their heart. The Canadian ones will carry on as normal.
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    Don't you know anything? It will be the FBI that will deal with these sort of domestic matters? .. or are you saying Bigfoot is a foreign national?
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    If it was Jacob Rees-Mogg he would need a drug dealer who knew how to convert to imperial units.
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    How many divisions does Santa have?
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    Moons

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    FTFY
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    Moons

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    The Moon Triton Iapetus Miranda Phobos/Deimos (Joint 5th)
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    Yes it is but when they try a minute's silence there is always some idiot who has to shout out something stupid. That is avoided when it is a minute's applause.
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    The football teams in the Midlands will be having a one minute applause in memory of Arthur. I hope his father is forced to watch it and see how thousands of total strangers can show more love for his son than he ever did.
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    You forgot to mention that the weight of all the ants in the world is about the same as the weight of all the humans in the world.
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    After the mother was sent to prison, the father should have been nicer than nice, overcompensating, helping Arthur to cope and treating him as extra special. It is not just the cruelty that matters. It is the absolute failure to be the sort of decent human being that circumstances demanded of him. 21 years to reflect on being the most pathetic example of parenting that there is.
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    Why should Santa be responsible for world peace? What's it got to do with him? I think he does a great job delivering presents all over the world and now you want you to burden him with the responsibility of resolving all the world's conflicts. Ridiculous.
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    You do realise he has to come down the chimney with all this stuff. I can't see it happening.
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    Solihull again! The other story was 3 year old Kaylee Jayde Priest who was also killed in Solihull last year by evil guardians. Once again truly sickening.
  17. Fullerene
    "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah but all I was asking was do you really think we are going to win on Saturday?"
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    "ONE PLUS TWELVE" is an anagram of "TWO PLUS ELEVEN". Both contain 13 letters.
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    Diseases are normally named after the place where they are first detected. For example the River Ebola in Africa or Lyme, Connecticut. If you do that with Covid, the media makes out that that place is somehow responsible. "Let's blame the Chinese for the Wuhan variant, Let blame South Africa for the South Africa variant".
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    As an alternative, there is a book called "Politically correct bedtime stories".
  22. Fullerene
    After Omicron, the next one will be Pi. I expect that will be easy.
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    Not as much as the one who spots where the call is coming from and can instantly do the accent. "Quiet everyone, I have a call from Inverness". "Hello this is Sajiv, I mean Calum. You have a problem with your computer, right enuff. Can you tell me what it is? Maybe the rubber bumpers? I'm sorry. How can I help?"
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    Tbf If my first name was Cadwallader I don't think I would use it either.
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    We are also 41 years after U.F.O. where aliens are constantly threatening Earth and we have to rely on silver haired women in go go boots stationed on the moon to save us. Then again, seeing that it was all hush hush top secret and that, maybe it has happened and we are simply none the wiser.
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