Mordecai

Can you not just call it the Premiership?

I don't, but I also keep raspberries, lettuce and other fresh produce in the fridge despite not picking them up from the fridge in the supermarket.

Chocolate should not go in the fridge. Where do you keep your eggs if you don't keep them in the fridge? The barn? If someone asked me to go and get eggs from the cupboard I'd probably have them sectioned.

I started cycling to and from work a few months ago, it's about 13 miles each way, so is a decent bit of exercise to start the day. I went to the Bike Station in Glasgow and picked up a second hand mountain bike for £75 which seems to do the job fine. I've been really enjoying the cycles and will probably invest in a road bike in the next year or so (I always notice road bikes zipping past me with seemingly little effort). Is anyone getting involved in the European Cycling Challenge? I generally leave my bike on John Street near the city chambers and the last few nights I've went out there's been something free on my bike (nothing big - had a couple of fluorescent straps and a seat cover, but nice all the same) advertising for this challenge. Glasgow apparently want to reach 500,000km in the month of May for the challenge. I'm going to aim for about 600km to 'contribute' to it, but not sure that all of my cycling will count because half of it is in Renfrewshire.

I wouldn't say so to be honest.

10 Cloverfield Lane I really enjoyed this. Rather tense at times and kept you thinking about what was really happening. I can see why people might be put off by certain parts of it, but I liked the genre mashing that went on. 8/10

I vomited in one of the doorways of Ibrox this morning.

I'd have to agree. I've not seen that many marvel films (2 iron mans and both avengers), but I didn't like them at all. Whereas I thought Deadpool was fantastic! Are the x men films marvel? I enjoy them.

Nah, kind of didn't even buy the game. Was playing the free copy that came with Fallout 4 for Xbox One. Sadly the DLCs didn't come with it...I'm not sure if they're backwards compatible yet either.

Just finished Fallout 3. I thought it was fantastic and really enjoyed the open feel of the game. However, I was a bit annoyed at the end of the game as I couldn't continue and finish all the side quests - there were still huge expanses of the map I hadn't been anywhere near. If I didn't have Fallout 4 I may have started a new playthrough and tried to have been as much of a dick as possible...

I generally always eat porridge before I cycle to work. Always with milk though, never water. I was at hotel in Fort William and they served me porridge with water...it was the worst day of my life.

Do you get money if you make up some shite like this and it gets lots of shares/likes? I can't see any other reason as to why anyone would spend their time creating this nonsense.

Am I missing something here? If you'd normally take the stairs to avoid sharing a lift with your neighbours, then surely if he had engaged in casual small talk (the worst kind of talk) with you then that would be worse? It's like when you see an acquaintance on the bus in the morning and you both pretend to not see each other so you can get on with reading/listening to music or whatever.

Agree with the abrupt end, I was expecting him to come back out. It was still fantastic though! I noticed a lot of people left before the break and then missed a fair amount of stuff.

Anyone go/going to Limmy Live? I went last night and was crying with laughter at points.

I finally watched The Room last night. I thought it would be good in the same way that Sharknado or Arachnoquake are watchable, but it's so much more than that. I need to rewatch it soon because I missed large parts due to laughing so much. I didn't manage to see any spoons either. Johnny is a wonderful person.

I've often thought about starting one...but I don't really have the time, nor do I associate with people who peddle this pish - so it probably wouldn't make it very far. It might be interesting to see how far a P&B "BE A WEAR" message would travel though.

I much preferred this week's episode. I still have no idea what they're building towards. I'm sure I read that Sophie was in this series. Can anyone confirm?

What part are you stuck at? Are you within the recommended level?

Pretty sure it started well before that. It was similar circumstances though.

I thought the first week and this week were terrible and last week was good. Although in comparison to the earlier episodes they're all terrible. It should have stopped a while ago. The finale of series 5 was a perfect place to finish it...with Mark and Jez going back to the flat in the wedding car. There has been plenty of brilliant episodes since then, but it was at its peak at that point.

Definitely the worst episode so far. Which is a disappointment as last week was brilliant.

I'm currently halfway through it and it's been pish so far. It's been a caricature of itself. Mark has been acting very un-Mark like.

FTFY

What's it like gameplay wise? Is there much fighting/running to do or is it just story/choice based? Seeing as it's free, I'll probably get it anyway tbh.