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Its embarrassing. The first five minutes was them standing in Celtics trophy room comparing how many trebles Celtic and Rangers have won. They've moved onto Hearts, where Jamie Walker and Kyle Lafferty are the topics. I genuinely might ditch Sky based on this alone.

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Anyone watching "SPFL matters" on Sky? Kris Boyd and Kris Commons making Old Firm jibes at each other while talking about Celtic and Rangers. Horrendous viewing.

It's heartbreaking to realise that the finale will be completely spoiled as every attention seeking c**t to ever breathe spreads the story all over social media the moment they find out what's happened.

Best way Olenna could've fucked Cersei would be to defend Highgarden for as long as possible. Only reason it was taken was for the gold that must be stashed somewhere to help pay off the "debt" to the Iron Bank (still utterly convinced they've got a huge part to play, they've come across pretty "soft" so far and I've built up an idea of them in my head that doesn't match that)

Kingsley getting the Sky reporter in a headlock on SSN [emoji23]

Aye, but why would he get him ahead of Aberdeen

Can't see why it would be a year loan. His contract expires next Summer and Aberdeen were willing to pay £250k last month. Six months makes some sense in the hope he can turn into a player good enough for them, or he does well enough to increase the amount of teams after him and hope someone makes in a bid on January to beat the PCA rush. Regardless I see absolutely no sense in Preston loaning him to us from their point of view. Chances of the deal must be about 5%.

I already owe TW blowjobs after he signed Swanson and then Scougall, I doubt I'd survive having to add a quota due to him signing May

Is the 2009 Forfarshire Cup due to come to end like?

It depends on the club you'd imagine

Get the feeling a bunch of 16 year old Hibs laddies have just made a mistake which they might rue in here. Glenrothes isn't really someone you go ripping the pish out of.

I wouldn't worry, there's more chance of Dundee winning a trophy. Interested to see who Partick announce today, if it's Storey then I'll spend the next week shitting myself we're on the verge of bringing Sammon in.

I've put £10 on Chris Kane to be one of the top scorers in the league. I'm a positive beacon of hope amongst Saintees.

Brian Graham didn't "stink" at us at all. He was perfectly fine and we tried to keep him. He's a totally underrated striker for some reason, he pretty much guarantees you at least five goals a season if he's given regular time. He got 10 goals for us in a season where we regularly only managed one shot in a match.

We'll wait on a star striker, let Storey move elsewhere, miss out on the star striker, and panic buy Brian Graham on deadline day.

Michael O'Neils release clause is £750k, it was revealed when he was linked with the Preston job. Hearts fans suggesting him are utterly deluded.

Minter.

Chris Kane to start up front for us now hopefully. The Golden Boot awaits.

RG, official starter of the Chris Kane Fan Group.

He hasn't agreed to sign for us no. We've agreed a fee with Aberdeen which gives us permission to speak to him, and the player is interested in the move. That's as far as its went as far as we know.

If Tommy comes out and says re-signing Chris Kane was the third "top target" he had this Summer ill be utterly seething.

The Alex Neil shouts continue to cause me to turn into a seething fucking mess.

You should've been given the option to speak to him about it when you took charge. A lot of time they drop their complaints after that conversation.

Theres more chance of us signing Samaras I reckon. Maksimov is now the top scorer in the Europa League, no chance we'll pay their asking price.