Cosmic Joe

Clementine?

Margaret Thatcher

Agents are always trustworthy individuals

Get rid. Save the planet

Best performance of the season so far. Dick masterminded a win against a side that wiped the floor with his Arbroath jobbers...

Which saddo has taken offence at this perfectly civilised pointing and laughing?

Poor Gaston looks freezing

Steady

In that game??

Nubbly

He's even offside! Superb

How many challenges did Raith crap out of in the build up to that goal? Arbroath the hungrier side.

I'll happily take a draw here

Rod Stewart: Rhythm of my Heart The Proclaimers: We're all Scotland's People Billy Connolly: The Welly Boot Song

Just be happy she didn't chase you down the street. We're not a backward country that has restaurant staff relying on tips. Yet.

For East Fife: Jim Hamilton Snr, Jim Hamilton Jnr, Robbie Hamilton Billy McPhee Snr, Billy McPhee Jnr Tommy Callaghan Snr, Tommy Callaghan Jr Graham Honeyman, Ben Honeyman Peter McQuade, Paul McQuade John Sludden, Paul Sludden Willie Wedderburn, Craig Wedderburn Gordon Durie, Scott Durie Gordon Smith, Kevin Smith Andy Williamson, Lucas Williamson Jason Dair, Arran Dair Edited to add: All 23 played for East Fife

Save the planet and take the train

How is that possible? What's the going rate for cocaine and prostitutes?

Scottish Cup replay 1986-87? We should have won the game at Dens Park. BTW Jim Duffy was an outstanding fitbawer

A significant stench of Glasgow polis racism and misogyny in this case. Get these horrible excuses for human beings in the dock as well.

Charming

Pretty sure any prospective buyer would have been aware of the existence of the grotto.