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Forth Valley only has Stirling and Falkirk outside of Larbert, and both aren't the infirmaries they used to be. Falkirk does stuff on mental health and (I think) eyes. Stirling is for old folk.

You missed watch Yogi Hughes return to management and boss the SPFL

Miss Nicaragua: Pageant director quits after treason claims You can see the treason in her eyes

This is stuck in my head just now.

And the Tories away on a Caribbean "fact finding mission" have been recalled as well. Tonight could be fun - here's hoping Sunak loses. Then calls an election.

David Squires absolutely nailing it - his reference to Barton is tremendous.

Forth Valley is a shambles. https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/23170488.nhs-forth-valley-patients-did-not-appear-well-cared-for-hospital/

My dad died of cancer in March. I'm not at all offended by any of these posts. If you're offended by folk making puns and joked about dead celebrities, I'd suggest staying off the dead pool threads.

Which one? There are 4 or 5 milling about.

Don't folk from Dundee call their mothers 'Ma', like Oor Wullie? Mystery solved.

There used to be a show called Tattoo Fixers. More than once folk had their wee Jean-Luc's done. I remember one guy had the word "Mum" tattooed on the shaft of his boaby. The only way to fix this was to tattoo over it with something else.

The club president and two others have been arrested now.

One just for you

In the interests of completeness - here's the video from Saturday

That was a strange watch. Just seeing the evidence unfold and what he'd been up to - and the realisation on his face as they confronted him with more and more videos.

That was horrendous. The score deserved to be -1 each.

To take a random example - the Laura Kuenssberg show on Sunday morning. It's on YouTube and elsewhere, you can see it. An hour long, started with the papers for 5 minutes and then an interview with Robert Jenrick (Tory former immigration minister) followed by an interview with Michael Gove (Tory cabinet minister). 30 minutes of the show taken up with these interviews. Then an interview with the First lady of Ukraine. And the last 10 minutes an interview with Liz Kendall from Labour. So in terms of screen time - 30 minutes to the Tories, 10 to Labour. Let's pick another random date. The week before. An interview with (Tory) Victoria Atkins runs for 14 minutes and is first up, Ends with an interview with Jonathan Reynolds (Labour) which lasts 9 minutes.

Brutal attack. There's no excuse for this.

William Shatner urges King Charles to tell COP28 'we’re all going to die' Hint taken Bill. Welcome to the team.

That could be cool. I say this as a guy with zero tattoos of his own, married to a woman with many! I reckon my missus could go for something like this too.

What is an Emergency Breakfast?

What is it (roughly) you're after?

8 for Tuesday

My admirer's raging boner for me has lasted well over a week now. All these red roses just for me.