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f**k chemicals. Power washing is your friend.

Thanks you for VARing the thread

For Starmer to be a good Prime Minister, he has to under-promise and over-deliver. And you have to admit, he is awesome at the under-promising bit.

For weeks, I've noticed vans up and down the M9 with idiot drivers. These all come from Advanced Construction Limited. A fleet of vans manned by roasters, always driving on folks bumpers and all over the place.

2 posts in... What was your last username?

You mean Roy Castle lied to us when we were kids?

Blair promised to stick to Tory spending limits for 2 years. That was pretty extreme.

Steady on. We have folk in the FFC thread that think we should sack the manager for losing a friendly.

I didn't leave OneF because of the football chatter. It was the racism and stuff that got me out.

That's quite a take. I meant the whole fiscal-discipline-to-win-votes thing.

The hamster is vicious enough

Not quite sure what else he can say. The last PM to make wild, uncosted promises was Liz Truss. This is all very 1997.

A vindictive blackbird. Shat on my big fluffy towel. Rewashed it, hung it back out and it shat on it again.

Jersey won gold in the end for the men. But for their women's team, a disaster https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66176141 The Western Isles won silver for the women.

Who gives a shit about assumptions? When you assume you make an ass of u and me. But when you go down the rabbit hole of the rise of Hitler in a thread like this, then you're putting your head in the mouth of a lion.

Bit pished. Had a few nice beers to console myself over the fact that a bird shat all over my washing that was hanging out.

Wow. Keep that we nugget for July 12th next year, it'll go down a treat on the march.

It was a friendly. It means nothing. It's a glorified training exercise. The takes on here by some are wild. Sack him after a friendly? FFS. If we go 1 down in the first half of the first league game, there will be folk on here wanting him sacked at half time. The fact is he is our manager. The board stuck by him. You can either get on board, support the team and manager and try to create a feelgood factor that will help , or snipe from the sidelines and moan your faces off over every missed tackle or half chance missed. If we get into the guts of the season and are not in contention, then fair enough, ask questions. But now?? Jesus wept.

That can't be true. The nation's media outlets tell me that the private sector is a model of efficiency and productivity, whilst the public sector contains folk like @Sergeant Wilson

Scott didn't eat the Nutella pizza. He was in town with a girl, and she said it sounded rank.l so he did the sensible thing and backed out. Learning early on to keep the lady happy.

Loving these trips down memory lane. In 2006 McLaren replaced Juan Pablo Montoya, who was persistently overweight and underperformed, with the amazing talent of, er, Pedro de la Rosa. Red bull are by far the most ruthless of them all in this regard. Sainz, Albion and Gasly have all done well elsewhere.

Greenied (why can't we give orange dots on this thread?) for the correct use of the word chippy.