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Any chance of a pic? That sounds awesome.

Christian father removes his nine-year-old daughter from school after being horrified by what she was being taught in compulsory sex education lessons The guy tried to withdraw his kid from a class about how puberty changes the body. Not even a sex education class. Plus, he looks like an old boss of mine who was a bit of a bell end.

Jeezo, how long is the ceremony?

Kick off is 3pm

I can't read any more of these. I'm away to do something productive, maybe assemble a chest of draws instead.

Can the corpse play at right back? If so, send him to the Falkirk stadium.

@Melanius Mullarkay don't forget the chair and ghetto blaster, then.

Maybe he swam there...

Cheers, I'll pick some up tomorrow.

I later listened to (the original) Virgin Radio on 1215 AM. The Nick Abbot phone in was brilliant in the 90s.

Was walking to the shop this morning. A woman was walking her dog on the field. We nodded. Then she shouted stuff at me. Eventually I realised she was shouting "Are those dogs yours?" Looked round to see a pair of puppies following me. Wee yapping things. Long story short, we tracked down the owner. The dogs had escaped from an open door and latched on to me. I'm lucky to have survived.

We went on a 5 day trip to the Western Front with History in 4th year. It involved an overnight ferry from Hull to Zebrugge. It had a bar, and a few of us went there. They asked no questions and we were sinking pints. The history teacher showed up and gave us a roasting. Told us to get back to our rooms or we would be grounded. We stayed where we were. Next night, we sneaked out of our hotel to a nearby Belgian pub where we were introduced to the joys of Jupiler. Still a favourite today.

Another Torchwood done. Put a gorgeous girl in a skimpy metal bikini and you have...Cyberwoman!

I saw Jaws in 3D at the cinema last year, that was the best for me.

On the homebrew bitter, one of the very best I have ever made.

Honestly, Doctor, I tripped over and sat on it. That is how it ended up there.

Tommy Vance and his leather pants

Before suffering from this, I would have read a post like this and thought there was a wee touch of exaggeration going on. No longer. Just drove to the shop and back. Pretty much one handed the whole way. My right arm is just useless today.

Gordon Bennett!

Two from The James Gang: Funk #48 Funk #49 One from Joe Walsh: Funk #50 Bob Dylan : Subterranean Homesick Blues Red Hot Chili Peppers : Brendan's Death Song

Japan: Pupils complain their backpacks are too heavy

BRALT for this pish

When I worked at Somerfield, I was on the tills. Not like Aldi where staff jump on and off tills, I was there for 3 hours 45 minutes (if it was 4 they'd have to pay me for a break) at the checkout the whole time. I remember once sitting at the till, not a customer in the place, and the manager telling me to "look busy".

8 for Friday

Can't even pick up a light bag of shopping this week.