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Great bunch of lads. Revealed: Newly elected Reform MP James McMurdock was once jailed for attacking an ex-girlfriend outside a nightclub - as victim's mother slams 'monster' who 'should not be representing people'

Can't have been that good if you need a wee boy to push it everywhere.

Greenie for the word atop. Not used enough.

Does she have superhuman strength?

In hindsight I should have done.

Unsure about this.

My wife phoned me last week as she couldn't work the washing machine. We've had it 5 years.

Looking back, I called this ages ango.

My dad had a Capri. Wonderful car. This new effort is a piece of shit.

Just to update, the police called me back. They tracked down the driver and gave him a talking to. They said he was a tourist who didn't know the rules of the road. On reflection, that isn't particularly good! He was all over the place.

Take On Me is both a fine song and great video!

Loved this show and it's theme tune.

I've met him. Picking his thoughts won't take long.

Final try to convert you all. It is a really nice colour.

For the first time ever, I phoned the police about a driver. I was following him on a 60 mph road and he moved over to drive on the right hand side of the road. A car coming the other way had to swerve onto my side of the road to avoid a head on crash. Gave me a moment, seeing that. Had he not swerved that would have been a head on collision, and at that speed. Then he was driving like a madman, all over the road, speeding up, slowing down. Got home, called 101, waited to get through...and got a row. I should have called 999 at the time.

The Clackmannanshire Bridge isn't in Clackmannanshire either. Lands in Fife.

This is the politics section of a Scottish football forum. Here we have a load of subjects discussed by a variety of people with differing backgrounds and experiences. It should be done with a bit of courtesy and respect as per Div's post at the head of this section. No need at all for a swipe like this.

Leave my Judith out of this!

When I was last in work there were 5 Crosslands in the car park, including mine. Car of choice for mediocre academics.

Scotland has roughly a tenth of the UK population but a third of the land mass. That means that there are more roads, electricity lines, sewers, etc "per person" here, and it all has to be maintained. I wouldn't call this some kind of gift or favour. Just a fact. Here is another. When the union was formed Scotland's population was a third of England's. Gone down in proportion terms ever since.

Starmer saying Biden was "on good form". An expression usually reserved for toddlers.

Alexa Tomas is Spanish. Come On Alexa Tomas!!

Heard this today

Barely audible as he spent 90 minutes deepthroating an entire country.