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If Sheridan doesn't have his bobble his haircut might look stupid. It may appear petty but i totally get why this could be the tipping point for you.

Pointless. If Jim Traynor can claim to support Airdrie and Chick Young St Mirren with straight faces, what's to stop refs doing the same? How can you prove otherwise? It's not like the majority of OF fans will have attended their team's games.

I want Glass to succeed. But I still think he's out of his depth and that 5 losses in a row is more representative of what he'll deliver than beating Hibs and drawing at Ibrox. One thing Glass's predecessor did well was recognising when enforced changes improved things and sticking with the winning combo. Like chucking McKenna in the team or going to 3 at the back (while it worked). If Glass can adapt and learn he might still turn this round. I don't think he can but i really want to be wrong.

He was the wrong side. Don't you see? Shirt pull that no one else can see and on the wrong side plus rangers 2-1 down at home? Obvious penalty.

I'm still raging about that one.

"i love listening to Ange, he has a nice demeanour."

Decent result against 12. Beaton made the difference.

Half that c**t

Not Scottish as such, but in modern Scotland: Mysterious in many ways.

Every time. Framing the discussion by presenting a debatable position as axiomatic.

Nothing wrong with a wee bit of chub now and again. There are lyrically elegant ways to express the sentiment though. Here's Fishbone: "I love ya Cholly with your big fat body Oh oh golly Cholly you're just chubbly wubbly wobbly You make me happy when you shake-ling your tub of taffy You wiggly jiggly do the Fatso Fatty do the Ripple. Cholly" Timeless

A house fire probably would change your life

Less fiscal policy, more populist bribes and backhanders for mates.

Stream will be held up at the port for a week while they check its papers

We've put Halloween decorations up since the kids were old enough to notice. I stopped protesting after the first couple of years because the kids seem to like them. I draw the line at them saying they're going trick or treating though, "it's guising" i say, as they roll their eyes and completely ignore me.

All that effort to ruin a pie. This is very disturbing behaviour. Obviously correct.

It looked like they used someone's phone

Boss baby 2 Was ok. Seemed to expect the audience to remember bits of the first one, which wasn't memorable enough for that. Didn't really make a lot of sense on its own terms, but it was stupid and pacy enough for basic entertainment. 5/10

Ha ha, up the dandy fucking dons!

I don't know do i? Boy that plays for hibs and scotland. I'm not a spelling expert

I thoroughly enjoyed that. Hope the injuries aren't too bad. Ramsay was starting to have a stormer and Gallagher had only cocked up the once, and looked comfortable on the ball. Hedges was great in the first half but faded a bit. Watkins must have run a marathon and Ramires got passmarks. I'm glad hibs let us keep our half a mil. Wonder if they'd have been more of a threat of Nisbet had been playing.

We sure it's 3 at the back and not McCrorie at fb?

The flats at the barbican are stunning (from the outside anyway) and the whole complex is a really interesting way of configuring urban construction projects. We could do with more like it.

The government's offered an assurance? f**k me sideways! No way!!! People will be talking about that for months.

Any port in a storm