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A superstar? That’s even better than an “ace”. You boys are BACK!
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4 hours ago, RandomGuy. said:
Oh look, it's a fan of a club who get all excited about winning one league cup every twenty years and a couple of second place finishes, telling us to be ambitious.
I'm not suggesting anything of the sort.
I am just saying that these are relative good times for your team and you shouldn't take them for granted.
My team's perrennial underacheivement doesn't change the fact that your lot are natural diddies who have been punching above your weight for a while.
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8 hours ago, Fife Saint said:
We'll just turn up in August and stroll to a comfortable league position like always.
Relax.A mid table finish should be seen as a considerable achievement by the likes of your lot.
If the players are this blasé then you’ll be in a relegation scrap.
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Is this guy a right back? hope this means tavernier won't start your first game. He gave considine plenty problems last season.
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The new season optimism gets crushed earlier every year.
f**k Uefa, their groups, seeding and parachutes.
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8 hours ago, dundeeunited83 said:
Don’t suppose yous have heard anything, apparently rooney joining us on a year long long
I have heard that the plural of "you" is "you".
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Jesus
Mohammed
Pol Pot
Phats n Small
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1 hour ago, C4mmy31 said:
The BBC website..........
The diddies are all obsessed by Pittodrie.
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Reynolds looked ok again in his outings at the end of last season. We'll bring in another 6 mediocre to adequate attacking players again.
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If we want an old player back I can think of a full back that Derek paid cash money for before...
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Just now, Moomintroll said:2 minutes ago, coprolite said:I will visit said thread. I probably would though.
You wouldnt, for the love of any deity you care to mention, please tell me you wouldnt. Fogbeast doesn't even scratch the voluminous surface.
till it fell off.
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59 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:1 hour ago, coprolite said:I didn't mean to appear all high-falutin' and fussy.
All tits* are delightful.
*on a ladyI would like to draw your attention to recent events in the Horrific Club Photos thread before making such a statement.
I will visit said thread. I probably would though.
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11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
More to the point, big fat tits are tits.
I didn't mean to appear all high-falutin' and fussy.
All tits* are delightful.
*on a lady
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On 16/05/2018 at 17:04, The Moonster said:
Fat tits. Very different from a natural big tit.
not mutually exclusive.
big fat tits are delightful
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On 12/06/2018 at 19:18, Arch Stanton said:
Nah, must be buying our old lavvies.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/local-sport/aberdeen-splash-out-buy-love-2615956
On 12/06/2018 at 19:15, GordonS said:Surely Aberdeen's greatest contribution to tinpottery was the toaster?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aberdeen/819059.stm
both much better examples of tin-pottery than failing with a motivational ploy.
However, i for one applaud the frugality these stories show.
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4 hours ago, TheScarf said:
A bit like Aberdeen do with ICT.
It was fun for a while, but you have let us down with Storey and Tansey
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14 hours ago, Ludo*1 said:
They signed Sanchez Broto from you lot as well who was a cracking keeper and he ended up 4th choice behind Rab Douglas, Magnus Hedman and David Marshall.
Celtic and indeed Rangers love hoarding talent to weaken the rest of the league. They've always done it and always will as long as they hold such a financial superiority.
I've heard this many times over the years and don't quite buy it.
I think the reason that the cheeks buy up the pick of the rest is because they are very visible to them, they know they can do the SPL and they know other clubs can't compete financially.
They don't have to pay for scouting or outbid english teams.
There might be a benefit of weakening other clubs but the reason they do it is to save money and minimise risk.
It is still hypocritical to take the lions share of the money then complain about a lack of competition hampering European success. To give bluecunts some credit, they haven't come out with this much recently. That's progres.
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11 minutes ago, Martin_T said:
Whilst I agree that the Dandy Dons losing at Tynecastle is hardly unique. The tin-pottery was the novel, but ultimately futile attempt to get your players 'pumped up' by warming up in front of the away end at half time.
I don't get it.
Is it because it was in front of the stand you forgot to order seats for?
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12 hours ago, Killiefan said:
Let’s not deflect away from the topic Mr Sheep , also Jesus isn’t real , a bit like Santa
ha ha; if you think santa's not real, you won't get any presents you idiot.
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37 minutes ago, ali_91 said:
Enough about toast, a very serious train situation is impacting my life, what are you going to do about it?
up yours, my toast is 1/3 bread.
priorities
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bread that is marketed as "toastie" and is supposedly "ideal for toasting" but requires you to have a toaster that is 10 inches deep to actually toast a complete slice.
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3 hours ago, The_Judge said:
Always on the piss...
i hated that bar but made a special effort to go in for a single fish. They were showing a video called "Super Ally" or some such. Satisfying, but not Hately.
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4 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:
What's happening to Rooney?
we have collectively decided that scoring goals is not what we want in a striker.
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dogs are horrible animals and should be banned from public spaces.
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The Chronicles of the Banter Years (2012 - ∞)
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does free beer not contravene minimum pricing laws? Shut it down.