coprolite

in tray

some bint has spent 45 mins loudly bending her companion's ear about how harshly treated she was by another team at work, while spouting management gibberish. To make matters worse she is a boot.

sandwich thread for this

it's foot braille. I can't read it. I'm not blind.

the arm of a hideous sofa

it's not like we had a choice between Milne and some business genius altruistic benefactor though.

Why is "bullied at school" an acceptable insult? Not only did the poor c***s have a miserable childhood but now it's a reason for grown ups to have a go too. I would've bullied all of you c***s.

give hamilton their money back

congos bongos

Seaton park and the beach have been good enough for years. We're like rocky towing tyres while the Ivan Drago baddies have all the hi tech but no heart.

https://www.gardengiftshop.co.uk/outdoor-cooking/paella-cooking-sets/paella-cooking-set-with-gas-burner-and-spoon?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwcXfzvTv1wIVL7vtCh02-gMqEAQYASABEgIWOvD_BwE go for the 70cm

could be on to something here. I reckon american dentists and trustifarians would love to come over and shoot our royals for cash. It would also be conservation and help the long term survival of the species. We should auction a charles hunt round sandringham at one of their fundraisers and halve the national debt.

price and what size of omlette you want

one of my offspring recently did a road safety course at primary. She told me that the yellow boxes with the button on at crossings have a wee cone on the bottom for deaf and blind people. I can't believe i got to my forties without knowing this.

B&m has series 2 of princess sophia

bingo

kind of but no.

mine are more worn.

remember to turn the top. we had a very hungry cat after a weekend break when i forgot.

cat feeder

thermostat

gloves

There are wee lights that are always on? amazing the things they think of nowadays. I don't think i have them though cos when i (frequently) forget to put my lights on i always wonder why it's so dark, then get agitated about folk flashing and beeping, before the penny drops.

coat

serial killer imo