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Exactly The WW will be defeated but I can most of the characters being wiped out Dany and her dragons will die as will Cersei Jon will become king with Davos as his hand. The final scene will be Jon standing in the crypts next to where Dany is buried and Drogons skull thus being the last dragon. Somebody had the idea of Jaimie joining the Nights Watch which I really like It definitely won't end with happy marriages and rainbows that's for sure

Jon - Survive Tormund - Survive Beric - Dead, as you said his story is over Thoros - Dead, without Beric in the story there's no reason for him anymore Jorah - Survive, he'll die at a later date while sacrificing himself for Dany though Hound - Survive, a few zombies won't bring him down Gendry - Survive, don't think they would bring him back just to kill him

Yeah that was the most rushed episode so far So much for a Tyrion and Bronn reunion. Didn't say two words to each other

I'm sure I wasn't the only one shouting at Sam to pay attention to what she was talking about

Guess he's stopped rowing

Tyrion is definitely getting concerned that he's on the same side as potentially another mad ruler. It does mean that Sam won't have to worry about his dad trying to get his sword back.

Pirate

That's the only problem I think with the show now. It was great in the first few seasons when anyone could've died and it could happen at any moment. Now that everything is being set up for a final showdown characters aren't expendable and the show loses a bit of those tense moments when you weren't sure if he or she was going to survive. Even the death of Jon didn't have that great a impact on me. For the first couple of moments I was a bit shocked then really confused. The writers had basically ended the White Walkers storyline as no one can fight them so everyone will probably die. It was a big moment in the show but after a month or two everyone had pretty much figured out that Melisandre was going to bring him back. I think if the writers were going to go for a really shocking death it would have to be Tyrion. He's the only one who isn't really essential to the main storyline. Yes he's Dany's advisor but he's not had a central plot line since he left Kings Landing. The other main characters still have roles to play apart from Tyrion.

Tyrion, Dany and Jon Seems a bit off to me and don't like the fact that the 3 main characters just turn out to be Targaryan. Jon has a back story to explain his heritage but if Tyrion wasn't a Lannister surely Tywin would just of killed him. He already wanted to do so but decided against it because he was a Lannister.

Why would they acknowledge him? Even I'd forgotten about his stupid wee face until I saw him again in season 5

Paddy gets on his flight to go on holiday and finds himself sitting next to a Muslim gentleman. Half an hour into the flight and the stewardess comes round asking the passengers if they would like a drink. Paddy asks the stewardess for a whiskey. The stewardess turns to the Muslim and asks if he wants a drink. He turns his head in disgust and replies "I'd rather be raped by a thousand whores than let liquor touch my lips" Paddy hands his drink back and says "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice"

Did Joffrey have a dagger? I thought he only had a sword which Tywin gave which now belongs to Jaimie.

Don't see how you could forget it as it wasn't just brushed off. It was literally the whole reason Jon fought Ramsey last season. And they waved Shaggy Dogs head around that much it was impossible to forget.

Battle took place not far from Highgarden which is in The Reach. I'm pretty sure that's quite central on the Westeros map and is near Sam's home. I reckon Bronn will save Jaimie and the two of them will get away back to Kings Landing while Tyrion and Dany decide what to do with the remaining Lannister soldiers. Another thing, surely the Hound and the Brotherhood are close to Winterfell or the Wall? Can't remember whereabouts they were going though. Hopefully they go to Winterfell as I'm hoping for a Hound and Arya reunion. Jon and Dany need to decide what's happening as they can't keep arguing about who's in charge and what war they're fighting or they'll both be dead soon.

I've a feeling that Littlefinger is playing the Starks the whole time. It's only a matter of time before he tells Cersei that he's got 3 Starks at Winterfell for her to execute. He'll be becoming more frustrated every day that he's not getting what he wants so wiping out the remaining Starks is the only way for him to get power. I think he'll try to send a raven to Kings Landing but will be stopped and killed by Arya.

Season 3 he said it to Varys. In the same bit that showed that Joffrey had killed Ros the prostitute that was spying for Varys. I can see Arya killing Littlefinger with that dagger before the season is finished.

That was tremendous

Ahh my mistake. Thought you were taking the piss. Do accept my sincerest apologies. I'll be tuning in tonight for GOT and tanning Red Bulls throughout the day to try and stay awake.

Don't get jealous because some of us have lives outside of P&B

Is it worth staying up until 2 o clock in the morning to watch it. I've got plans and need to be up at 7 but I can cancel

It's an interesting prospect now that I think about it. The one I've got can barely do one of those things so I'll maybe introduce a new female to the household. Dunno how the weans will react to it though

Just the one I've not married the others Weddings are extortionate these days

You want to have a word with my fucking wife

I phoned the dentist the other day to ask about how much money it would cost to pull out a tooth that was causing extreme pain. "£80 said the dentist "£80? Thats far too much" I told the dentist "Well that's the normal charge" "Well what about if you didn't use any anaesthetic?" I enquired "It would would be painful but I could knock £20 off the price" "And if you got one of the trainees to perform the procedure would it make it cheaper?" I asked "Well it wouldn't be a very professional job because he's not fully trained and it would still be painful but I could take another £20 off the price" explained the dentist "Excellent and finally you could make it a training exercise and get all the other students to observe it and learn about it" I said "That's a good idea it'll be good training for them but it'll be traumatic having all those people in the room while it's happening but I'll take £30 off if that can happen" said the dentist "Aw superb mate, so can you book an appointment for my wife next Wednesday?"