Paddy's wife goes to the doctor, she explains that after 16 years of marriage to Paddy she's still never had an orgasm. The Doctor tells her to go home and by a fan this will keep them cool while having sex and may help her to orgasm. Paddy's wife explains to Paddy what the Doctor had told her, Paddy says he will try this method but he his too tight to go buy a fan so decides to get Mick his best friend to wave a towel over the bed while they love. That night Paddy and his wife make love for two hours but still no orgasm, Paddy's wife suggests that Paddy and Mick swap roles to see if that might help. Paddy picks up towel and Mick makes love to paddy's wife and after two minutes Paddy's wife as the most mind blowing orgasm. Paddy turns to Mick and says, "Now my son thats how you waft a fucking towel"