D'Jaffo

That was tremendous

Ahh my mistake. Thought you were taking the piss. Do accept my sincerest apologies. I'll be tuning in tonight for GOT and tanning Red Bulls throughout the day to try and stay awake.

Don't get jealous because some of us have lives outside of P&B

Is it worth staying up until 2 o clock in the morning to watch it. I've got plans and need to be up at 7 but I can cancel

It's an interesting prospect now that I think about it. The one I've got can barely do one of those things so I'll maybe introduce a new female to the household. Dunno how the weans will react to it though

Just the one I've not married the others Weddings are extortionate these days

You want to have a word with my fucking wife

I phoned the dentist the other day to ask about how much money it would cost to pull out a tooth that was causing extreme pain. "£80 said the dentist "£80? Thats far too much" I told the dentist "Well that's the normal charge" "Well what about if you didn't use any anaesthetic?" I enquired "It would would be painful but I could knock £20 off the price" "And if you got one of the trainees to perform the procedure would it make it cheaper?" I asked "Well it wouldn't be a very professional job because he's not fully trained and it would still be painful but I could take another £20 off the price" explained the dentist "Excellent and finally you could make it a training exercise and get all the other students to observe it and learn about it" I said "That's a good idea it'll be good training for them but it'll be traumatic having all those people in the room while it's happening but I'll take £30 off if that can happen" said the dentist "Aw superb mate, so can you book an appointment for my wife next Wednesday?"

Dunno if someone has put this on already. Paddy and Mick are walking through a graveyard looking at all the headstones. Paddy comes across one and shouts to Mick "Bugger me, there's one here who was 152." Mick shouts back "Oaft really? What was his name?" Paddy replies "Miles from London"

Sucking

Are the The Brotherhood and the Hound heading north? If so that's gonna be brilliant when the Hound sees Arya and Brienne again. Bran has suddenly lost all social skills in the space of a couple of episodes but I'm expecting he'll be able to tell Jon that he's part Targaryan.

See if this works

Bran hasn't seen his sister in years and the first things he brings up is the fact she got raped on her wedding night. But it's all cool because he said she looked nice. Euron is doing fine at filling in when the Hound isn't in the episode. Normally that dialogue would just make the character seem stupid but it actually works for him. What's going to happen to Yara? She's of no significance to Cersei so she'll probably be used as bait for the Ironborn. Jaimie had a shit episode. Gets told that his sisters getting fucked by Jack Sparrow then gets told his son was murdered by the women that he's just gave an easy time to. Hopefully the Arya-Sansa reunion is better than depressed Bran turning up and being a wee kill joy. Dany and Jon had two decent scenes but Jon and Tyrions scene was better. They understand each other better because both of them were almost outcasts as children whereas Dany has some ego. Just expects everyone to do what they're told. She's really starting to piss me off.

Probably one of the best lines of the whole show Proper good episode there

Don't think it was mentioned. I'm really interested in the other Sam theory that will not be mentioned on here but if you're interested it's popular so you can Google it. Might've already been mentioned but I'm treading carefully on here these days and don't want to say too much.

Aye no worries

I've no issue with folk wanting to fight out what happens but don't go blabbing about it on a public forum where you'll ruin it for everyone. GOT main selling point is that it's unpredictable and you don't know what's coming next so just wait seven days and then enjoy when it happens.

Pretty much aye

I checked the first two or three bits out and they've already happened so I stopped myself from reading on but I'd expect that most of the stuff leaked is true.

I've seen some horrendous tattoos but that takes the biscuit. I doubt GOT fans would be able to tell who that is at first glance.

Clearly

What's a Smaug?

It's basically a massive crossbow that doesn't look very mobile and takes longer to re-load.

We've got a better team this time around and are fighting for the title against a weaker team than the one Dunfermline had. It's a long and hard season for sure but I'm confident of winning the title.

We have done some great business thanks for noticing. Same could be said for you lot when you played us last season. The 1-1 draw at Starks and the 1-0 defeat at Somerset Raith were dreadful.