DutchBorderer

No shame in marketing your products to the genetically unique when your market is Perth of all places. All jokes aside, they are wearing the single largest size of strip available in Scotland (and the UK as a whole); 7XL, or XXXXXXXL if you must, unique to St Johnstone. You could pitch a tent with it (lord knows those two lassies had that effect on me already ). Bournemouth have released their new home shirt, which does actually work with the M88 bet logo, but it's just way too big. Stripes on the back are pleasing when a few other Umbro clubs have stuck to plain backsides;

In case anyone's already a fan of Kieran Stewart, Berwick is selling his matchworn shirt on the club shop. Might be worth a punt if you like these kinds of memorabilia; http://store.berwickrangers.com/products/match-worn-kit Fair play to the SC fella livetweeting the game yesterday, shame he left early.

I unironically prefer the Saint Johnstone ones..... what's wrong with me?

I personally dislike red and yellow featuring on the same shirts, the two just don't fit together. Nonetheless, RC Lens managed something nice by largely separating both with black detailing. Sponsor Auchan is a French Hypermarket chain who have relinquished their corporate colours in their chest outing (click to enlarge); A bit of Scotland in the Netherlands then; Go Ahead Eagles are going into their 30th (!) year of contract with hummel (their Dutch HQ is in Deventer, hence the longlasting connection), and for the anniversary season 18/19, they let fans vote for their favourite designs from those three decades to be remade but with updated crest and sponsors. The results are to die for really, and they come with a pretty nifty reveal video to boot; The three chosen kits and the options fans got to vote on (click to enlarge);

I think the home shirt is horrendous and very not-Vitesse (almost a halved shirt rather than stripes), but the launch is pretty nifty; both shirts are an ode to Hertog, the club's mascot who flies circles in the stadium before each match (Click on the shirts to enlarge)

You forgot the real star of the show......;

Mark van Bommel as manager and his father in-law as ass man. The management team of the Australian NT but reversed; you heard it here first.

If you slapped Saint Johnstone's logo on that I would've believed it tbh

I hope yous not sick of Adidas' Condivo template yet because it keeps popping up everywhere, this time as Wolves' away kit. Their new sponsor (yes, it's a bookies/online casino) is so big it might as well have been a big yellow M on a pole along the highway. Click to enlarge;

That's a Frankencollar if I ever saw one, not sure what they were going for there.

CS Petrocub or NK Osijek in the Europa League. From experience, hope you get the Moldovans; Osijek punted PSV Eindhoven out of the qualifying rounds last year, with PSV going on to win our league with ease. The Croatians fielded a very nasty, physical side in those two matches.

Nice gesture of the club, refusing the temptation to milk fans dry on replicas

It's an interesting quirk of Asian football, most countries have a club run by the army or police. I've listed Home United and Warriors FC in Singapore, but those are just the commercial monnikers for Police United and Singapore Armed Forces FC. In Thailand, the navy, air force, and land-based armed forces each have their own club, whilst in South Korea, the army have a club called Sangju Sangmu to which talented players are loaned from their original teams while serving conscription.

Scotland; Gayfield - Arbroath Meadowbank pre-teardown - Edinburgh City Tynecastle - Hearts Easter Road - Hibernian England; Loftus Road - Queens Park Rangers Upton Park/Boleyn Ground pre-teardown - West Ham United Slovenia; Dekani Sports Park - NK Jadran Dekani Bonifika - FC Koper The Netherlands; Stadion Berg en Bos - AGOVV Apeldoorn (now defunct) Galgenwaard - FC Utrecht Rat Verlegh Stadion - NAC Breda Gelredome - Vitesse Cambodia; Lambert Stadium - Ministry of National Defense FC Vietnam; Hàng Đẫy Stadium - Hanoi T&T Singapore; Jurong East Stadium - Albirex Niigata Singapore Jurong West Stadium - Tampines Rovers back then but now unoccupied Queenstown Stadium - Unoccupied, previously of Etoile FC and Tanjong Pagar United Clementi Stadium - Unoccupied, previously of Tampines Rovers and Clementi Khalsa Bedok Stadium - Geylang International FC Toa Payoh Stadium - Balestier Khalsa Choa Chu Kang Stadium - Warriors FC Bishan Stadium - Home United Hougang Stadium - Hougang United Jalan Besar Stadium - Garena Young Lions, Singapore National Team, and assorted Singapore Premier League matches.

Hoo boy, rev up those opinions cuz I've got a belter of a kit for yous. Lincoln City are the latest club to revert back to the early '90s; EDIT; after looking at this one and the MK Dons set, I'm starting to wonder if there's a bout of industrial sabotage going on at Erreà because thiis is just..... the white bit at the collar irks me me a lot given how busy the other white areas eithers. The sponsor drowns amidst the fuss, the same goes for the crest, and I have a headache now.

I've only seen two or three Dons fans who actually like the shirts, with the red one disliked by all. Meanwhile, from the Diddie lowlands come Willem II Tilburg, named after the eponymous king. Dutch brand Robey supplies their strips once more, but these are a tad.... naff. I get that you'll want to break your stripes for a sponsor, but the gap they're leaving on the home shirt there is big enough for a billboard. There's a slight checkerboard pattern in the blue and red (click to enlarge);

What the literal f**k

I'm feeling lazy today, so I will just link you to the Stirling Albion thread where I shared my thoughts about their new home top; Picture courtesy of @BB_Bino

Hate to put a dampener on things but Macron should have done better for yous. And that's just the teams that had this design in red+white. Surely a club of Stirling's stature should have been able to get something bespoke - Berwick had six years of specially designed shirts before Mitre came in last season.

On paper for sure, but City is showing ambition and a proactive approach to recruitment, with a lot of business still to be done (hence 'at this rate'). Peterhead will go into the season as favourites, but I can see ECFC, Stirling, and maybe Clyde play musical chairs for second place. @tikataka Maybe it's the dearth of signings at Berwick that have me excited about what City's doing

At this rate ECFC shouldn't have 'just' making the play-offs as goal, been doing the best business in the league so far.

Seems familiar.... (also served as an away kit for Clyde in blue) https://club25football.wordpress.com/2017/09/17/albirex-niigata-singapore-fc-2016-home-shirt/

Glad to report on the Dream Team, finally. Berwick Rangers is one of the 8 or so League teams in Scotland that rotate their shirts every two years., barring different suppliers and sponsors coming in. After Zoo Sport's contract running out, Football Nation supplied us with Mitre shirts for 2017/2018, gold and black with gold sleeves at home and white with a spot of black away. For 2018/2019, the home shirt is kept with a new away kit to be introduced soon(ish). As the club run a sponsorship raffle each season, we've got a new logo on the kit; David Letham of the Saint Andrews Berwick Rangers Supporters Club won the raffle, but kindly donated his prize to Northern Soul Kitchen. NSK is a Collective Community Kitchen, where unwanted/unsold food is collected and turned into meals that are then sold on a Pay-As-You-Feel basis. Think your food was figuratively hot shit? Pay a tenner. Think your food was literally hot shit? Pay a penny. Rest of the shirt remains the same, which I'm not truly happy about as it's standard teamwear (Accrington Stanley wore this design a couple seasons back) and would infinitely better with black sleeves rather than gold. But that's me. Once the away kit comes out you're all free to have a laugh as the raffle resulted in a forklift driving school with a gaudy blue/yellow logo receiving sponsorship of that top.

'Want your kits to have a little spunk and personality to them this year?' 'Nah mate' 'Gotchu fam' (Click to enlarge)