Raith Against The Machine

A menu, and a phone.

I wonder if you get many paedos at Childline. "My Daddy's hitting me." "Ooh. Yeah! How hard?!"

I use three different sites to try and mine links from. If its brand new, you can usually find it on WatchX, FastPassTV, and SurftheChannel has quite a bit of older stuff, although a lot of it is Megavideo. A lot of the host sites don't work too well, but if you can find stuff on Zshare, that's usually best. Aye, that's why you need patience. 1 Try FreeCell instead, you can always win FreeCell. Thanks to the Undo button, I'm currently on a 1421 win streak.

Aye, I'm doing the essay too. The report just looked like a more complicated, more difficult piece of work. I can't seem to get the journal search engine stuff to work today, so that's a bit bollocks, but if it's still not working tonight I'll be asking for an extension, methinks. Still, I've got quite a lot done already, so it's not too bad. Actually finding articles about "Marketing-led organisations" seems impossible anyway, I've had to just steal stuff from other areas.

I've written about half of mine, which is actually ahead of schedule. I've still got ideas and stuff too, I'm struggling to cope with how well the situation is looking compared to this morning! Are you doing the essay or the report?

I've got an essay due in in just over 24 hours, I've done very, very little of it, and now the Uni system that lets me search for journal articles isn't working. Woo fucking hoo. Grr.

I don't like the way he calls Jose Mourinho "Josie", as if he's a 7 year old girl.

Stating the obvious news story of the week! If it's not as sunny, it's not as warm. :o Does the President know about this!?

Footballers who miss several games because they're "struggling to shake off a dead leg". I've had many a dead leg in my life. Shake off time = 2 minutes. Man up!

Scrotie McBoogerballs?

It annoys me when Sky Sports News are showing the goals from the Football League and there's a penalty. They always show the penalty being taken, despite it always being a bog-standard knock-the-ball-into-the-bottom-corner. I'd much rather see the incident that led to the penalty - show that instead, Sky Sports News!

Stop playing golf.

Nah, I didn't bother. I didn't feel too bad this morning, but it's come roaring back (or, more accurately, out) with a vengeance.

It's too hot. My illness has moved into a third day, and is still showing no signs of abating. I have an essay to write, to be handed in tomorrow. I need to go *sigh* outside, and view a flat that I know is perfectly fine, because apparently we can't sign any paperwork until we've all seen it. I really couldn't give a f**k, I just want to lie in bed and be pathetic.

Ach, we got beat. And some loudmouth part-time Rovers supporting Rangers arseholes behind me were doing their best to spoil a decent day out. I didn't shit myself though, so silver linings and all that.

Something along the lines of 8,000. The original ticket allocation was 7,500, and they had to ask for more family tickets, and that was a few days ago.

I'm ill. And not "man-flu" stuffy head ill. I'm talking "world falling out of my arse" style stomach madness here. Honestly, I feel awful. I think only a Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden could make me leave the house today... oh, you, what? Jesus. It's going to be a challenge to see who shits themselves first - me, or whoever's marking Gregory Tadé. It'll be me.

Also, "They don't know when they're beaten". It's a standard phrase for describing a lower league team, when you can't say "they're shit and we'll win", but it doesn't make any sense. A rubbish football cliché.

Footballers who keep saying "as I say". Heard a lot of interviews this week from Rovers players, and if they dropped that little phrase, everything could be covered in a lot less time...

I'm just listening to the latest edition of the fantastic "Treatment Table", and Iain Davidson's voice is so nasal it sounds like he's actually talking through his nose. He's ace, though. I love Davo.

That Allan's a selfish b*****d. Imagine having a heart condition. I bet he got it on purpose so he wouldn't have to walk the dog, the prrrrrrrick!

One of my flatmates keeps vinegar in the fridge. That's fucking weird, right?

He scored against Ayr the other week, mind. Last minute header.

Do all cultures have their "big" meal (dinner) in the afternoon/evening? I was just thinking, would it not make more sense to have the biggest meal in the morning, to fill you up with energy and whatnot, then have a small meal at lunch, and a medium sized one at dinnertime, to tide you through til bedtime?

The woman in front of me in Tesco just bought ten and a half kilos of carrots because they were on offer. That's a lot of carrots.