Raith Against The Machine

Elephants are a very pun-light topic, sadly.

Not on your Nellie! Not that I want to blow my own trumpet.

Well, after all these, you'll never forget again! Aren't I clever?

"Yeh, Jesus loves you. But who's going to be there when you need a kidney transplant? Not fucking Jesus for a start." Or... not.

An interesting point... XBL is buckled, but he still makes sense... (apart from the month in a year bit ) - puts the "ajxna jsdfn" drunkard posters to shame.

She's just not interested, leave her alone!

I can't remember how to fix it, but in the mean time, SHIFT + 2 will give you your @ sign back.

I was thinking more along the lines (see what I did there?) of Es and speed, what with Fantazia tonight...

Ooh, I bet its for possession...

19.

Failing the theory test is understandable if its the Hazard Perception section, as that can be quite difficult just because of the way it works, and how you define a hazard. Really though, with any degree of preparation, nobody should fail.

Prepare for a wave of posts telling you that you shouldn't be allowed near a car, because you failed the theory. To be honest, you fail at life a little bit if you can't pass the theory test. Full marks for me

I just watched the first episode from the second series of The IT Crowd, and I now have the song "Willies, willies, I like willies" stuck in my head. Lovely.

Other way around, Old Man. If you don't know who anyone is, you can see their old screen name on their profile.

Alien Verses Predator: Requiem. Sort of forced into seeing it, we were supposed to be bowling but it was full, and AVP was the only film starting within the hour. Left after about an hour, everyone I was with agreed it was utterly bollocks. Probably didn't help that none of us had seen anything more than 1 film from the Alien/Predator series. I imagine it is still shite even if you have the rest of the films. I checked to see how it ended, and half an hour into the film I'd correctly guessed who'd survive.

My new TV is balls The freeview box/aerial set up has gone completely shit. I'm using the same aerial as I was with my old TV and box, but its only picking up some BBC channels now. I can't get the surround sound to work either, it seems to me they've only given me half the cables I actually need. Balls

At least he's not paying £8000 for it

I'm supposed to be revising and whatnot too. Instead, I'm trying to teach myself magic tricks. Gave up on juggling because I burst an orange on the kitchen floor...

Not you

Raith Rovers fans are twats

"Sorry", as in "Sorry, I didn't hear what you said, please repeat it." Makes sense to me, I say it quite regularly.

Too much vindaloo? I appreciate you're not happy... but that's a genius plan by your family so that they can spend Christmas with you!

I 'bate myself, I am a guy.

Either that, or Lego.

Piece of piss, this driving lark...