Raith Against The Machine

It would appear you are correct. "Glow" no longer seems to exist. I could be wrong, the SUSA website is pretty shit. They're launching a new one soon, and the current one seems a bit neglected, just full of dead links. The "CC" field is like an "Also send to:" I don't see why you'd have to enter something in it.

Just found out that Hayseed Dixie are playing at Glasgow Uni during Freshers' Week. Stirling better pull somebody decent out of the hat, or I'm off to Weegieville.

Madonna.

I'm a terrible human-typed Fifer person, and I'd like to apologise now for the post I just made in the "P&Bs Craziest" thread. Thanks for listening.

That cat is a poor replica of a "Sup" cat. Adding a hat, does not make a cat, all that.

I'm sure there's a QI episode where Stephen Fry talks about how shocked he was the first time he heard his Mum say "f**k", because he thought him and his brother had made it up.

I'm quite disappointed to see it being used in Glasgow, I thought me and my mate had invented it. This was about 6 years ago though, maybe its usage has spread across the nation.

Your trousers are too short in the leg, and as such, everyone can see your socks. It could be said, that they are at "half mast". As such, the wider public can only assume this is in tribute to your recently deceased pets.

My brain is broken. I just had a five minute argument with myself over whether or not "Electrically" is a word or not. I'm sitting here just repeating it, putting the emphasis on different parts of the word. "Elec... trically!" "Electric... ally" I'm fairly sure it is now

Thought his arse was hanging out of bed, so got out to shove it back in.

You're the coolest cat in town. Last week, I was in Greggs (this is my second Greggs-related Wasp story in the last few days), and this wee fat woman was in the queue ahead of me, shouting at her two wee children, who weren't screaming the place down or running about the place - I've seen kids behaving a lot worse. "Scott, get down from there! Stop climbing on things!" "No, Susie, you can't have a yum-yum, start behaving or you're for it!" "SHUT UP SCOTT!" Then the wasp appears... and she went mental. In the middle of Greggs, she's half crouched down with her arms out (like someone with no balance on a tightrope) screaming about this wasp. Understandably, the kids went a bit crazy, thinking "Mum's gone mad, this can't be good" and she starts roaring at them "THIS ISN'T F-ING FUNNY SCOTT, YOU'LL GET BITTEN AND IT'LL HURT YOU" I think HGG's wee laddie is called Scott, but I'd like to make it clear that it wasn't her.

"James Kenny has won the silver medal." No, he hasn't. He lost. He's lost and been given a silver medal.

It's the equivalent of Jools Holland stripping Paris Hilton, while he waves his cock about in front of a giant clock.

Having been subjected to the usually-ignored music channels over the last week, I've been fairly annoyed by Madonna shaking her vadge at me every 20 minutes.

This thread is bizarre. I've got a feeling xbl might've battered his own shadow to death at about half 4.

Just noticed this... There's going to be a classful of German schoolchildren all going "What's-a matt-a you, it's-a nice-a place, shudduppayaface!"

Anything you have to translate into English though, once you've translated it, we'll tell you if it's right or not, grammatically. And don't be silly, there aren't any rainforests in Germany...

We'll do your homework for you.

I'm having maaaaaajor deja-vu. Time for bed, methinks. Got a week of drunken debauchery ahead of me anyway

BOO! Funny story, actually, I might've told it on here before... I was at a semi-attached alcohol-centric gathering a month or two back, and a good friend of mine developed a bad case of the old hiccups. Being the caring gentleman that I am, I decided to help my friend overcome his condition, and so I made my way across the room, as if going to the go to the toilet, but as I passed his chair I turned and screamed at him, because as everyone knows, a good fright gets rid of those pesky hiccups. Being the karate-trained gentleman that he is, he punched me in the face.

If you've got Freeview, then you won't have Film4+1, sadly. It did exist for a while, but it disappeared around the time Dave was introduced.

Rovers play East Fife at home on the day I move into Uni. Depending on how long induction talks last, I might face a mad dash back to Kirkcaldy to catch the game.

There's another one, too. And of course, this old favourite. Do you think, just before that one went to be published, the abductor snuck in and smudged the face, before laughing hysterically and fleeing just before the elderly security guard found the door unlocked?

New e-fit from Portugal. Now, he looks strangely familiar...

I was informed that the text/e-mail exam results would be today, not tomorrow the same as the post. There's no need for me to be up this early!