Raith Against The Machine

Anyone still watching the tennis? This chatroom is great entertainment.

Bowie's back

I quite enjoy them actually, but they take me about an hour on the second difficulty setting. It takes me ages to find the edges

The question I have is... Why a rhino? Surely there are many more, much sexier, animals. The griffin, for instance.

I'm bored out of my skull. My girlfriend is staying at a friend's house tonight, and I've got nothing to do. And before HGG says anything... I'm working my way through the Daily Jigsaw.

I tried to find a decent wee quote from Cassandra to put under my avatar, but it appears she never actually said anything of note, in the entire time she was on screen. I wanted to get the bit about Rodney's name written in his jacket, but she shows it to him, and doesn't actually say anything!

I don't know what you're on about, this is great fun! I am doing it right, aren't I...?

I managed 1.3 after depositing more money into my account I apologise to all other posters, who don't really care about any of this stuff

Willy Hill is taking ages to credit me with my Arsenal winnings, and Sunderland's value is dropping

I knew I should've gone Arsenal HT, Otherteam FT This has all the makings of a comeback!

Nothing brilliant. 1.36. Up to 1.83 for HT and FT. I notice Chelsea are at 1.05 to beat a Malaysian Select tomorrow

Think I'll take my winnings from Arsenal and just stick them straight on Sunderland. Squad: Gordon, Ward, Bardsley, Collins, Nosworthy, Liddle, Colback, Leadbitter, Whitehead, Tainio, Reid, Richardson, Luscombe, Meyler, Murphy, O'Donovan, Stokes. Should be good enough to beat Cobh Ramblers, who appear to be absolutely hopeless.They haven't won a game since the 26th of May, and are stuck at the bottom of the Eircom League.

I thought there was only half an hour to go... NMPC: I want to go to the pub, but my (only) mate isn't online and I've no money in my phone. I bet they're showing the Rovers game, on Rangers TV, in the pub too

Hurrah! How long left? I managed to "win" £50 on a free-play online puggy, with absolutely no understanding of the rules. If only it was that easy with real money.

The last two nights I've had money on Brazillian games, and both times my team's been down 1-0 and pulled it back to win 3-1. I quite like the Brazillian games, especially if I can watch them on this BetLiveTV nonsense.

I'm with William Hill, because they've got a £10 cashback thing with Quidco (it hasn't actually tracked yet, though ) I haven't adopted a strategy or anything of the sort, really. So far I've just had a look at a few games. I put £15 on the account the other day, and took that £15 back out with yesterday, leaving me with £5 odd winnings to play with for now. I'm just doing it for a wee laugh, really, see how much I can build up.

I've got them at 1.4, for half time and full time. I had shite day yesterday, mainly because I'm just getting into this football stuff properly. It's just silly money, a few quid here and there on games that look a bit clever. LA Galaxy are fecking hopeless though. Christ knows how that game finished, I stopped checking after FC Dallas managed their third around about the half hour mark.

Ayr United Two goals in the last 5 minutes. Useless b*****ds!

Dalgety Bay has 2 pubs, plus a social club, for just over 10000 people, and one of them doesn't serve anyone under 21.

Philpy won the 50/50 at half time, with the biggest prize Stark's Park has seen in about 10 years. Jammy b*****d!

Jake - Lynyrd Skynyrd It's the post-plane crash band, but it's actually one of my favourite Skynyrd songs. I love the image of "Jake", sitting at the bar, just waiting for the police to come and arrest him. In fact, a lot of the post-crash stuff isn't nearly as bad as it's often made out to be.

I'm bored enough to research my claims about Inverkeithing's pub density. Population of just over 5000 in 2001, apparently, and I can think of 7 pubs on the High Street, another which I'm unsure about it being in business or not, and Google has thrown up another which I doubt the existence of.

Old enough to legally purchase a (yo ho ho and a) bottle of rum.

There are 3 shops within a 10 minute walk of my house, and from what I can tell they are effectively arid wastelands. There is another one, run by an Asian Dynasty, but I'm not sure if they'll have it, due to them being part of the "Nisa" family. A bit like the Still Game episode where Navid's becomes a Spar, and he has to stop selling porn mags, and adhere to licensing laws. If push comes to shove, I can always go to Inverkeithing, which possibly has more pubs per person than anywhere else in Scotland, and also has its fair share of independent alcohol emporiums.

I had a wee look in my "local" shop yesterday see if they stocked The Dog, and they don't appear to Although, it was fairly early in the morning, and I didn't want to look like a complete jakie staring at the drink behind the counter, let alone ask. I'll have a closer look next time I'm in buying Red Stripe. Edited to Include: Matey!