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Go on then?

Terrible news. Even for an enthusiastic deadpooler like me that’s tragic.

A cheap dig. No one does.

It’s utterly foul but we’re getting dragged back into the minefield that is strict liability. If it’s not official club output I’m not sure what UEFA can do.

This is fkn nonsense. Away to your bed.

But she would still be the leader of the SNP. It's the FM job she's being pressured to resign and she's about to have that job taken off her in a couple of weeks' time anyway when Parliament is disbanded for the election.

I’m trying not to get dragged down a rabbit hole here but your comment remarking about ethnicity neither makes it obvious that you are half Chinese nor does it absolve you from being a Celtic Da. Can we leave this here?

The fact that you are half Chinese is not obvious, no. Why would it be? So, sorry for being slow on the uptake.

You are (genuinely) as ever, correct with all of the above. Impressive work though. Keep it up.

Go on, indulge me, explain what is it you’re trying to say here?

You’re right!! They’d played us recently!! And worked us out!!!

Sometimes we just have to accept they had worked us out, were better set up and simply played better than us. They go through.

Acht well. It was fun while it lasted.

So he’s got a 3’ putt that he knocks 7’ past the hole, then knocks the next putt (presumably to where putt 1 was taken) further away than putt 1 to 4’ and then comes up short on the way back? He’s been watching me, must have!

OVO energy for me £110/month for gas and electric in a fairly ordinary 3-bed semi (Kenneth, come on down...)

I see Nicola is perturbed by the lack of positive cases after the celebrations. It DEFINITELY CANT BE that the virus is less transmissible in the open air but it MUST BE because The Rangers fans are lying to the Test and Trace teams. I think she’s myopically focused on the virus; she should maybe let a little bit of the real world back into her life.

If you’re going the banger route, buy privately. If you go through a garage there needs to be a near £1000 mark-up to justify their costs in selling it. And if they’re selling it for £1000, well.... I’m with Shandon Par. If it’s for work you need something utterly dependable. One day’s wage a month goes towards the car payment. If anything goes wrong with your banger, which it will, regularly, you’ll rarely get it back from the garage with it having cost less to fix. And then you’ve got consumables like tyres etc. Financially, the £99 Corsa wins hands down IMO.

@Henderson to deliver ..... you do yourself a disservice with your modesty. No mention of your own success? Having languished around the bottom of the table for a few weeks now, your joint-top score this week very firmly pushes you up to the bottom end of mid-table mediocrity. Well done!

I feel a bit dirty but it piqued my interest enough to have to go check this. Having had a quick Google it throws up this 2013 article at the top of the search: http://celticunderground.net/oh-no-not-10-in-a-row-2/ it seems there was indeed an early groundswell of singing about 10IAR which, interestingly, the author seemed fairly equivocal about, preferring instead the CL as his benchmark of success.

Used to go out with an ex-WPC for a couple of years. Batshit mental but a cracking ride. A chapter in my life I’ll never forget but certainly glad it’s over and definitely won’t be going back.

I blame the schools.

Not been to Aberdeen but took the boy to Aberfoyle many years ago. Longest zip line in the UK/Europe IIRC? Amazing experience well out of the comfort zone (now that it’s a distant (scary vivid) memory). I ended up shiteing it and walking off while the then 12yo a-p jnr revelled in seeing his dad as a shitebag and finished the course - he still tells folk to this day. And it may or may not be related to him now starting a career hanging about at the top of the wind turbines. Recommended. But maybe just the once.

Boot in the ribs first. Debate the merits after.

Nonsense. Don’t want to offer them any crumb of positivity from the game. We turn up and give it 100%, even it it is with a few of those currently on the fringes of the team. Think Brown will want to be making a point. I’ll put him down for a red card. And Morelos for a hat trick just as a massive GIRFUY.

Thought it was supposed to be McInnes?