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I can see why that would upset you. In Leith, a lot of the time they are just talking to themselves!

Does she bring her own bowl?

Not if you do it during the interview.

Is this the prequel to The Fall?

Poor you. I hear the victims of the chemical attack in Syria are going to hold a benefit concert for you.

Pics or GT... actually, never mind.

Isn't this a ripoff of A League of Their Own on Sky, with James Corden? Mind you, I know who I'd rather watch...

And given what a bunch of wasters they were when I knew them, I'm surprised the club hasn't folded long ago!

And how are Hansel and Gretel?

The other link says he was 42. http://kdvr.com/2017/04/03/man-chokes-to-death-at-voodoo-doughnut/

As they do in Yorkshire?

I normally carry my wallet in my front left trouser pocket and my loose change in the back left. However the new trousers I bought don't have a back left pocket so the change has to go in beside the wallet. And every time I take my wallet out (which is several times a day; I don't come from Aberdeen) some coins get caught in the fold and fall on the floor.

A woman was walking her dog along the beach (don't worry, she was clearing up after it) when she spotted a strangely-shaped bottle that had been washed up by the tide. She picked it up and pulled out the cork. There was a sudden puff of green smoke and a genie appeared. "Free at last!" he cried triumphantly, then looked at the woman. "For releasing me, I shall grant you one wish!" The woman said, "Well, it's always been my dream for my dog to win Best in Show at Cruft's!" The genie looked at the dog. It was a hideous-looking thing, with only one eye and great patches of fur missing. It clearly wasn't the most intelligent of creatures either. The genie said, "Alas, I fear this may be beyond even my powers. To make this dog win Cruft's would drain so much of my magical energy that I would be left powerless and vulnerable to my enemies while it restored itself. I beseech you, choose something else!" The woman thought for a moment. "Well, my husband is a Celtic supporter. Can you remove that smug expression from his face?" The genie said, "Lemme see the dog again..."

Just finished watching it myself. I'm not familiar with the character but I really enjoyed the film. Fourth wall not so much broken as smashed to rubble. Colossus: You will come talk with Professor Xavier. Deadpool: McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines can get so confusing.

When the P&B website was down a couple of days ago, I filled in time by chatting to the wife. Turns out she doesn't work in Woolworth's any more...

Actually it said "a wee chap at the door". I was thinking, "Why would they send round a midget?"

Supporters and officials of other teams look away now...

And how many normal?

And that concludes the case for the defence, M'Lud.

On a train going from the Waverley to Newcastle?

Not your typical football hooligan! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39454492

So did the Hovis advert.

No, that's just natural.

And of course the looks of horror on everybody else's face as they realise they're going to have to go with this!

Do you mean when they pretend that Daphne and Niles are married, and Martin claims to be an astronaut? That was one of my favourites. Martin knows he's just making things harder for them and the look on his face is priceless.