Barry Ferguson's Hat

Kim-Joy is quite stinking.

Anyone know of a site I'll be able to go on tomorrow morning to see a rerun of the main event? (preferably a highly illegal one)

The drive-through Bottlo is indeed a wondrous thing, although it can go too far. I used to work off the coast of Broome and would spend my weeks off in the town itself, with the place I tended to stay being a kind of hostel/ hotel/ bar complex thing that also included a drive-through bottle shop. Unfortunately there was one week where the police had asked if the proprietors could take some steps to stop supplying the native populace, who are particularly wild in Broome, with their beloved goon. The way they went about implementing this was by insisting that you had to drive through to buy your booze. Not having a car myself, I had to leave my room, walk past the bottle shop owned by the people who were essentially my landlords, and pace round the town desperately looking for a taxi to drive me back to the drive-through. All so I could buy some cheap, shitey Australian beer. Well worth it.

I've been thrown in the ring. Announcement imminent.

Timber.

Messi is GOAT, but Ronaldo is...

McBurnie will never make it. Before long we'll be calling him McJourneyman.

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He's not the messiah, he's a very grinning gimp.

This is only a purple patch. He'll turn out pish just like the rest of them.

Make America grate again.

The real travesty is that St. Johnstone have been conspiring to produce such shite players for such a long time.

#perthshire

I only stop drinking to start spewing.

Strange to see Dungfailmlame Pathetdick languishing at the bottom.

It's been identified as a stadium and it isn't flying, m8.

I saw an interesting idea for the format on another website. Basically, the player claims (or is assigned) one case or a box at the start of the game, without its contents being revealed. The contestant then chooses the other cases or boxes, one at a time, to be immediately opened and removed from play. Throughout the game, the player is offered an amount of money or prizes to quit, being asked the titular question, "Deal or no deal?" If the contestant rejects every deal and eliminates all the other cases or boxes, the player keeps the money that was in the original case or box. Thus, the contestant "wins" depending on whether the player should have taken one of the deals or should have held onto the original case or box until the very end.

The fridges in Greggs simply aren't cold enough.

The new Kia Ceed has 385 litres of boot space.

Burker King.

Non-binary haircuts should be accepted and embraced.

And I'd happily drink it again.

I once had a cup of that coffee made from the coffee beans shat out by a monkey and it's effects were better than some Es I've taken.