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I meant to type "Martin". I have no idea why I typed "Michael"

I'm watching "Apocalypse Now" the redux version just now. I only just sussed that Martin Sheen is Charlie Sheen's dad Edited because I am a massive fucking tit.

I did Geography, Modern Studies, History, English and Psychology. I believe I win this round of "Social Science/Humanities Top Trumps"

James Mitchell the Politics guy? He is another hero - although he hasn't reached the plateau of Finlay.

Go to Strathclyde. There you will find Finlay. He will teach you the ways of History.

I see what you are saying but until the Richard Finlay and Nick Hewer love-child is born, it's just going to have to be two different philosophises co-existing alongside each other rather than one joint super-philosophy.

I have already begun asking myself "What would Richard Finlay do?" whenever I feel unsure about a situation. It's my new philosophy and it fits in nicely alongside my "What would Nick do?" philosophy.

Dickson

This one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFltHN3I12c&feature=channel

History.

This is merely a trial run to see how it *ahem* works out.

If you are implying what I think you are implying then I have to say I am swaying towards that choice.

Right just a question as to what my avatar should be, can the masses of P&B recommend one out of the three please? Your options are: 1 Nick Hewer (King of "the Apprentice") 2 Mr Blonde dancing 3 Katy Perry

Just the greatest person to have graced this planet. He is to the normal people, what Jesus is to the Christians. *goes and gets can opener for can with "WORMS" label*

i have only just started uni, but I'll give this a shot with my extremely limited experience. Uni you go to: The University of Strathclyde. Best thing about it: Professor Richard J. Finlay. The coursework I'm doing is interesting (so far). It's easy to get completely fucked any night of the week (even if you aren't 18, hooray for me) due to the number of parties going on in my halls. The Strathclyde Fox. Worst thing about it: It's easy to get completely fucked any night of the week (even if you aren't 18, hooray for me) due to the number of parties going on in my halls. I am doing four subjects in the first semester and I'm starting to feel a bit of strain now. What is life in the city like: I haven't been out at the weekends so I can't comment on the social aspect. However Glasgow seems like a decent enough place, and I'm pretty much close to everything I need to be close to. Rating: /10 At the moment I will give it a 7/10. This will probably decline to a 3 by the end of the month when a shitload of work needs to be in for.

Just watched "No Country For Old Men". Hmm. Not sure what to make of that. Either it was utterly brilliant or it was terrible - no middle ground here. I'll opt for the former rather than the latter though. I did enjoy it but I can see why some would not. First things first, Javier Bardem is excellent (worthy of his Academy Award for "Best Supporting Actor"). He has a fair bit of screen time and whilst not saying much, he turns in a very good performance. Tommy Lee Jones has limited screen time, but I feel that he played his role well - his almost deadpan delivery (not sure if that is the correct phrase to use) of each line is seemingly typical of him, and it is good stuff to watch. Not sure what to make ofJjosh Brolin though. The ending is a bit strange and I'm not sure what to make of that part of the film, that said I did think it wrapped up the film well. It is a gripping film, and Bardem is exceptional (really, he is). I haven't read the book, so I am treating it as if the film came first. I will give it a 8/10.

David Gray - This Years Love

Right. I went to my bed last night at 2:30am. I slept like a baby until the fucking fire alarm went off, at 4:30am. I thought I was dreaming, but after a couple of minutes I realised "Ah shit that is the fire alarm." I rolled out of bed before chucking a shoe at the fire alarm (I don't even know why). I managed to whip on a pair of trackies and a jacket - and shoes - in the dark. I then hurried out of the door. Well what I thought was the door. In reality I ran face first into the frame of my bathroom door, bursting my nose in the process. I eventually found my way out of my room and wandered, with a nose gushing like a geyser outside into the cold. Everyone else soon joined me. The fire brigade arrived and after 15 minutes of freezing my balls off whilst my nose still leaked blood (I didn't realise until someone pointed it out) we were eventually allowed back in. The guy who went in and switched off the alarm opened the door for us and in the process, smacked me right in the face with it. It wasn't a good night.

Blondie - Maria

Take matters into your own hands and become a masked crimefighter. Á la Batman.

After reading XBL's rants about Rajpelt, Christmas and some Dundee fan, I am left with this question: Is it London's fault that he is a bit of a fanny?

Since we are all having a Christmas love-in, I'll join in. I'm home for a month at Christmas time, so I save a small fortune. That and everyone I know will be back up north, makes for good times.

If I was a manger, I would rather have Sneijder in my team. Although (and I may be completely wrong here) it seems to me as though they play different roles

Got e-mailed this: Dangers of beer.