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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Pea and ham soup.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    I assume you came out looking like this.
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    I was a bit pissed last night so I'm erring on the hangover side.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not now, m8. I’ve got a headache.
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    I appear to have woken up with what one can only described as a “fucking hangover”.
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    FTFTMCs
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    You’ve put on weight. Too many barbies.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Knighted already. Sum bio.
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    Aye, not lying down face first in a bush though.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Probably a Renault McCann.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    One word: Kenneth Noye
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    This little c**t?
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Court appearance probably. Probably Donald Finlay QC. He must have a lot of pent up anger this week.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Indeed. Shitehawk behaviour from, most likely, a lower class buffoon.
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    I think thats the thing. Its natural to go to the left rather than the right. Well here it is anyway.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    Sounds like she's needing some "comfort".
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    The wee escalators in the Overgate in Dundee near Clinton Cards. They're the wrong way round. The one on the right goes up where it should be the one on the left. Must be a switch somewhere to change direction.
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    Have a motorbike engine in their front garden. Have 300 gnomes/windmills/little painted signs in their front garden. Have 200 lumps of dog shit in their front garden.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    It’s got Sally Bretton in it so it’s not all bad tbf.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Makes it worse tbh.
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    Your back garden (no euph) is in a better state than mine tbf.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    And neither am I tbh.
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