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philpy

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  1. I've got faith in the gaffer unearthing another gem if Armstrong does go.
  2. I'll make ye seethe. The wife knows one of the barmaids at our local. 2 festive glasses are ours. But I'm not a bad c**t. I'll help a brother out. PM me [emoji57]
  3. After having my new reading glasses on top of my head when not using them today at work, it feels like they are still there. Bloody annoying .
  4. Went to the diggers pub at gorgie for a few pints and decided to walk down past tynecastle as my bus had been diverted. John Hughes grabbed me and told me to get in the stadium lounge quickly, as there was free drink and entertainment. Grant stott was on stage wearing hearts pyjamas with rod petrie, singing sings about Wallace mercer, while mercer watched on from a balcony.
  5. Where the f**k is his neck??? He looks like a cross between James Forrest and Peter Beardsley.
  6. Regarding the parking thing, there are a family of Bulgarians in a house over the corner, they have 4 cars between them, which is a pain. I've lost count of how many folk actually live there, but a bunk bed collapsed last week and 5 ambulances turned up.
  7. Off to "brewhemia" (formerly Sportsters) in Edinburgh for our Xmas night out on Saturday. A three course meal, prosseco reception, 2 live bands and a cabaret. oh, and a round of sambuca shots. Should be good.
  8. Little mix sounded absolutely fucking terrible last night.
  9. Same here. A constant reminder that the stairs are a main thoroughfare of escaping a fire doesn't seem to be enough.
  10. Forever clearing the dining table which is always cluttered with paperwork and newspapers, and especially Just now, xmas cards and more annoyingly, the plastic wrapping that they come in strewn across the table. If I take the wife to task on it, I'm told "its just a table, I'll clear it later", but if i dare put a pot back in a cupboard in the kitchen the wrong way, it's the end of the world.
  11. Going into yer local pub and a tray of these come out.
  12. Sweet, nice though. Not a session one at 7.5% though.
  13. Bad manners at the end of this month at the liquid rooms, the specials at the barrowlands in may, and the selecter at Glasgow QMU in October. Perfect.
  14. Paul Weller playing Edinburgh castle next year. Tempted.
  15. This is like velvet. Sweet, but very drinkable.
  16. The pope visits a young offenders institute. A young lad looks distressed, so the pope asks if he can help. "yes" says the lad. "I need help with my hearing". The pope starts rubbing the lad's ears, and kisses them. The pope asks if that helped. The lad replies "it was ok, but my hearing isn't till Tuesday"
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