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  1. philpy
    Boy racers with cars lowered about 2mm off the ground. Funny as f**k watching them trying to go over speed bumps however.
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    c***s who trundle past a junction slow as f**k when there is a gap in the traffic coming the other way.
  3. philpy
    I thought that was your alter ego??
  4. philpy
    0/10.
  5. philpy
    I could be wrong, on closer inspection that looks more like a pylon.
  6. philpy
    Trying to work out where that is. That looks like the blackford hill transmitter in the background though aye??
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    I was in Tesco a few weeks ago getting some beers, and I was hungry and as I was walking past the deli bit I saw 10 chicken nuggets reduced to 30p. I ate 3, the rest went in the bin. Dry and hard. (Fnnarr)
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    Was he carrying a petrol soaked rag and a box of matches?? If no, GTF, it wasn't grimbo .
  9. philpy
    Trust you to buy a dog with pars colours!!
  10. philpy
    Off sick, bored, scones made.
  11. philpy
    I've only just noticed that error.
  12. philpy
    Won a bid for a jacket on Ebay. Was about to pay for it, (£5) then the seller sent me a message asking if I could pay more because he didn't want to sell it for a fiver.
  13. philpy
    Pipe down, Mr chips.
  14. philpy
    Jeezo. Hope your mum is better soon mate. However mate, speaking to your close friends or family would probably be a better option than getting ripped by a bunch of strangers on a football forum. I've made a c**t of myself here numerous times by trying to hide real life issues in the way of looking for attention. My mum has went through cancer as well, and has came through it. Hopefully it it all goes well for your mum.
  15. philpy
    For the first time in my life I'm expecting kidney stones. Let's hope it's the last fucking time.
  16. philpy
    You should take one into Murrayfield to keep you warm Johnny, if you find one.
  17. philpy
    It was certainly starting to brew at portobello this afternoon. About 5 minutes after that, the heavens opened.
  18. philpy
    Agreed. Also, people that drive slowly Past a busy junction when there's a gap in the traffic coming in the other direction
  19. philpy
    No you fucking well can't sarge. I'm at work and I've not even got my wallet with me. Cheeky c**t.
  20. philpy
    "I've left my purse in the car, can you go and get it for me?"
  21. philpy
    Just listened to holy mountain. f**k me, never expected that from Noel. As bert says, it's a grower though.
  22. philpy
    Neigh chance.
  23. philpy
    Scotia howff?? That sounds like a 50-something granny from Coatbridge That hoors herself to buy the grandweans new trainers.
  24. philpy
    "Andy Carroll cabbage patch doll" [emoji16][emoji16]
  25. philpy
    I'll have to get their greatest hits CD again, the current copy is all scratched.
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