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philpy

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  1. Fuxake, is that Harry Clarke on the left???
  2. Bean buster?? Surely that's something you'd see in a porno...
  3. Just had a burger King for the first time in 4 months and I feel like the worlds fattest man.
  4. Never listened to a radio for ages. If I'm in the car I'll plug the phone in and stick a bit of ska or the jam on, if im at home I'll stick a bit of vinyl on. The wife listens to paul o'grady on a Sunday afternoon on radio 2, I'll tolerate it on in the background if she's in the kitchen, but that's as far as it goes.
  5. Aye. I think they had some issues with the monitors at their last gig.
  6. Boogie in the morning is Fucking brutal. "We'll play this song in just a second". Cue more pish chat and then some adverts.
  7. Flash car?? I've got a corsa mate. Try harder next time son.
  8. I'm using an old account, if anyone gets a follow from me that I've had on my regular accounts wonders why the f**k another Philpy is following them.
  9. Got stuck behind a dottery auld c**t in a volvo from Aberdour all the way to Rosyth. He Sat at about 25mph on the main roads then around 20mph through the towns. Then to cap it all off, he drove up the slip road for the old forth road bridge.
  10. Alright smartarse. Plenty going on behind the scenes.
  11. Just done a tour of the old ABC cinema and theatre building in Kirkcaldy. Absolutely fantastic to see inside a building which lay dormant and near derelict for over 15 years. Being restored to its former glory with a modern twist.
  12. Phoned 3 to upgrade my phone earlier, and I had to tell the guy on the phone how to spell Edinburgh, and Midlothian.
  13. She's been off on holiday for two weeks, and at least twice this week I've came home to either the bed not been made, or the kitchen like a tip, or the dining table covered in paperwork, or the hoovering hasn't been done. When pulled up, the response I get is "oh sorry, I was running out the door this morning". On most occasions, she's went out at 1pm or later.
  14. Somewhere in the world, there is a donner kebab that smells like a day old person.
  15. Did anyone else have one of those "daily toothbrushing charts" when they were wee??
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