philpy

I thought that was your alter ego??

0/10.

I could be wrong, on closer inspection that looks more like a pylon.

Trying to work out where that is. That looks like the blackford hill transmitter in the background though aye??

I was in Tesco a few weeks ago getting some beers, and I was hungry and as I was walking past the deli bit I saw 10 chicken nuggets reduced to 30p. I ate 3, the rest went in the bin. Dry and hard. (Fnnarr)

Was he carrying a petrol soaked rag and a box of matches?? If no, GTF, it wasn't grimbo .

Trust you to buy a dog with pars colours!!

Off sick, bored, scones made.

I've only just noticed that error.

Won a bid for a jacket on Ebay. Was about to pay for it, (£5) then the seller sent me a message asking if I could pay more because he didn't want to sell it for a fiver.

Pipe down, Mr chips.

Jeezo. Hope your mum is better soon mate. However mate, speaking to your close friends or family would probably be a better option than getting ripped by a bunch of strangers on a football forum. I've made a c**t of myself here numerous times by trying to hide real life issues in the way of looking for attention. My mum has went through cancer as well, and has came through it. Hopefully it it all goes well for your mum.

For the first time in my life I'm expecting kidney stones. Let's hope it's the last fucking time.

You should take one into Murrayfield to keep you warm Johnny, if you find one.

It was certainly starting to brew at portobello this afternoon. About 5 minutes after that, the heavens opened.

Agreed. Also, people that drive slowly Past a busy junction when there's a gap in the traffic coming in the other direction

No you fucking well can't sarge. I'm at work and I've not even got my wallet with me. Cheeky c**t.

"I've left my purse in the car, can you go and get it for me?"

Just listened to holy mountain. f**k me, never expected that from Noel. As bert says, it's a grower though.

Neigh chance.

Scotia howff?? That sounds like a 50-something granny from Coatbridge That hoors herself to buy the grandweans new trainers.

"Andy Carroll cabbage patch doll" [emoji16][emoji16]

I'll have to get their greatest hits CD again, the current copy is all scratched.

Which means you end having to do it.

We've got a nasty old bitch at the bottom of the street.She has been poisoning dogs in and around the streets, but until theres evidence and proof that it's her, nothing can be done sadly. She's already had an asbo from tranent, but now she's in a bought house. Attacked by a dog a few years ago, apparently. One poor old guy lost his wife to cancer a few months back, so his daughter and son in law got him a dog to keep him him company, but it's been at the vets a few times with a dodgy stomach, where it transpired there was poisoning in the blood. She was seen throwing food into the old boys garden, but they didn't have enough proof. The dog is now living with his daughter, and he hardly leaves the house now and is completely heartbroken.