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Which means you end having to do it.

We've got a nasty old bitch at the bottom of the street.She has been poisoning dogs in and around the streets, but until theres evidence and proof that it's her, nothing can be done sadly. She's already had an asbo from tranent, but now she's in a bought house. Attacked by a dog a few years ago, apparently. One poor old guy lost his wife to cancer a few months back, so his daughter and son in law got him a dog to keep him him company, but it's been at the vets a few times with a dodgy stomach, where it transpired there was poisoning in the blood. She was seen throwing food into the old boys garden, but they didn't have enough proof. The dog is now living with his daughter, and he hardly leaves the house now and is completely heartbroken.

Fuxake, is that Harry Clarke on the left???

Bean buster?? Surely that's something you'd see in a porno...

Both, I reckon.

Just had a burger King for the first time in 4 months and I feel like the worlds fattest man.

Pipe down, pram boy.

Never listened to a radio for ages. If I'm in the car I'll plug the phone in and stick a bit of ska or the jam on, if im at home I'll stick a bit of vinyl on. The wife listens to paul o'grady on a Sunday afternoon on radio 2, I'll tolerate it on in the background if she's in the kitchen, but that's as far as it goes.

Aye. I think they had some issues with the monitors at their last gig.

Boogie in the morning is Fucking brutal. "We'll play this song in just a second". Cue more pish chat and then some adverts.

Flash car?? I've got a corsa mate. Try harder next time son.

I'm using an old account, if anyone gets a follow from me that I've had on my regular accounts wonders why the f**k another Philpy is following them.

Got stuck behind a dottery auld c**t in a volvo from Aberdour all the way to Rosyth. He Sat at about 25mph on the main roads then around 20mph through the towns. Then to cap it all off, he drove up the slip road for the old forth road bridge.

Alright smartarse. Plenty going on behind the scenes.

Just done a tour of the old ABC cinema and theatre building in Kirkcaldy. Absolutely fantastic to see inside a building which lay dormant and near derelict for over 15 years. Being restored to its former glory with a modern twist.

Staffie.

My pals dog roxy. 4 months old.

Bobby on a jobby

CAN YOU BACK OFF THE MIC A BIT

Phoned 3 to upgrade my phone earlier, and I had to tell the guy on the phone how to spell Edinburgh, and Midlothian.

Ah. One of my favourite bands ever.

She's been off on holiday for two weeks, and at least twice this week I've came home to either the bed not been made, or the kitchen like a tip, or the dining table covered in paperwork, or the hoovering hasn't been done. When pulled up, the response I get is "oh sorry, I was running out the door this morning". On most occasions, she's went out at 1pm or later.

What, you're painting the fence with Bru???

Just squirt some ketchup over them.