philpy

It snowed a wee bit here this morning, or least Facebook said it did. Really must take the boards off the windows.

Scone-aldo

People on twitter and Facebook who feel the need to tell you it's snowing. Really must invest in windows for the house....

Horlicks.

I'm on a bit of a mission. I'm 15 stone 5 at the moment, looking to get down to around 11. I've lost 4lbs since Monday, which isn't too bad, but most of that will be fluids. I'm doing quite a lot of walking at the moment, and starting from Monday I'm going to the gym. There is a strong history of diabetes in my dads side of the family so I really need to cut out all the sugary and unhealthy stuff as well. I'm off the fizzy juice totally, I'm now drinking flavoured water, eating a shitload of fruit and veg, something I've never done before, and I've cut out the booze as well. The missus is on a strict regime as well so we can support each other and spur each other on.

Not very popular with my workmates today. A diet involving bran flakes for brekkie and boiled eggs for lunch is maybe not a good thing.

I do have some respect for cyclists, I was hit a by a car when I was younger, 2 broken legs.

Fair enough, it's just a pain in the arse for overtaking sometimes.

A wee tip for you lot - please stop cycling beside each other!!

Mince cheese crumble. Cook some mince in a pot, with mushroom, tomato, Worcester sauce and brown sauce. Chuck in an oven dish, make a crumble, mix in Some grated cheese, cover over the top of the mince and chuck in the oven until the crumble Is golden brown.

THAT is top notch sir. Good work!

#helpmonster

Well done young mr george.

GORDON VL (GORDON DALZIEL)

Wean bridge.

Buy any 4 Burmese kids for the price of 2 and get a get a polar bear frozen at last years prices.

Oh jeezo, i remember drinking that stuff in my early 20's, fun at the time but f**k did it give you chronic heartburn.

I forgot I was starting at 8 today, and not the usual time of 7.30. Had to sit and wait for 30 minutes in the car until until the boss turned up.

First day back at work, to say I'm toiling would be putting it mildly. Only an hour to go, thank f**k.

Aye. Buy fuckin curtains! Nah, seriously you've done the right thing. If you get someone like shades out, before you know it they'll be talking you into having them put them up for you. In other words, more money. If you'be got good DIY skills its not that hard a Job. You've done fine thus far with hanging doors and painting. Go forth young man!

And that's a VERY nice pink bag ye have there Derek.

Ha!! That looks quality, where did you get it, the Tourette's brewing company?

"Gin o' clock" is worth a follow. If you like a send-up of the queen.

Ovd dark rum and coke. Heartburn city welcomes you. Onto the ballycastle cream methinks!

Well played MVG.