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philpy

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  1. Well, if there Are no cameras, pin the c**t up against the wall and have a wee word with him about it.
  2. Folk that chuck fag ends in your garden. Tell you what, the next time I'm having a drink, I'll just chuck my empty bottles in your garden. Disgusting fuckwits.
  3. Maybe he's took someone's offer up to "come up here and watch yirself"
  4. I typed that last post by accident, whilst walking downstairs.
  5. What's the toilet like? Can it flush away half a pound of mashed-up Dundee cake?
  6. You should all just 'koff with all this pish.
  7. I'm struggling to think of who could replace graham to be honest. A striker in the same mould would be good, but who?
  8. Ah, but will your neighbour turn their garden into a cemetery??
  9. Aye, noticed it the other day. I never take my "chav-detector" into that store, it always ends up exploding.
  10. Didn't know Ashley from molestation street was doing nightclub work!
  11. Those coca-cola bottles with folk's names on them. Yep, I'm aware of the fact it's a marketing ploy so people will buy them, but its just silly.
  12. Did Philpy tell you that? *swings bag like partridge* Watch it!!
  13. Work. So badly pissed off with it right now. Only thing keeping me there is the money. If I was on a salary and putting the hours in I am just now i would be walking out.
  14. People in the street putting wheelie bins out at 2.45 in the morning. No. Just fucking no.
  15. You should sneak in a taller glass, Partridge style. Got your big plate Alan?
  16. I tried sushi for the first time yesterday. And rather nice it was.
  17. That's what you get for rubbing her up the wrong way.
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