Zapp Brannigan

All we need now is a Falkirk win to make the Diddy Cup, truly the Diddy's Cup. Well in County!

Lewis couldn't be arsed with ET, clearly. Cup runs are shite with no fans allowed anyway. Well done St Mirren. Go on and win it now, please!

We are absolutely stinking at set pieces. Can't think of the last time our crosses came to anything

Does Jack Hamilton have 5 fingers missing? Would explain a lot

He grew into it after a very poor 30 mins. Should've bodied Kent after getting megged and not let him waltz past him. Looks, understandably, like a player lacking match fitness and more importantly confidence

You were already 1-0 by that point so I'm not counting it

Just as I say that...

Still think there's something in this for us. Played alright apart from a dominant 5-10 mins or so. Will require a massive slice of luck which we haven't got so far

Rumour has it Simmie was singing "I wish this seat was Durrant's shin" shortly before this photo was taken. Source: Daily Record

Players that grab the ball while falling after being fouled to try manipulate the referee. Whether it's a foul or not, keep your hands off the ball and let the ref decide. If I was a ref, I'd probably give the free kick the other way for handball just make that point

One second added for every time a Hearts player has fallen over looking for a free kick this half

Hearts have been absolute garbage this half. Based on this showing, Raith and Dunfermline will fancy their chances pushing them for the top spot

I'd really like Dunfermline to come up EEP is a cracking ground and the bridies are the best thing in Scottish football. Better than the overrated (imo) Killie Pie

Fon Williams trying his best to let Hearts back into this

I thought Euan Murray was a striker until about 2 mins ago

Jim Leishman, what a guy! Weird seeing him without the wild hair and tache

This doc could've been made about any team and it wouldn't make a difference. You'd think Hearts were cruising to mid table mediocrity from the way it's presented. Surely lots of wasted material

How about the pressure on Marshall's wife... Having to deliver the BJ of a nation

Great to see the normally-so-stoic Steve Clarke clearly chuffed to bits. What a job he's done!

That's a fair point. Give me Dykes over him any day though! Fucking love that man. The most important thing Clarke has brought to Scotland IMO

Not taking anything away from Gallagher because he was immense... But I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't rate Mitrovic at all. Just a big lump who scored some goals in the English Championship one season. Oli McBurnie scooshed that league too Anyways, brilliant for everyone. So proud!

No Brown / Allan McGregor / McArthur unretirements, please. Thank you!

Yeah I seem to remember he played there for a couple games and did very well. His range of passing is good and like you say can do the defensive side no bother. Really, I'm just looking for any reason to not play Ojo.

If Hayes is fit could he play CM? Will give the energy and composure on the ball needed. McLennan and Kennedy as WBs

Something that annoyed me on Sportscene was Liam McLeod suggesting this was "Advantage Aberdeen in the race for 3rd place". While recent history suggests this will probably be the case... we're not even halfway through the season. It would be really great if the potential for competition at the top was hyped up more rather than just accepting the usual story.